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Spring Break/St Pats WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Mar 1, 2012.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    I've practiced law.

    Used Car Salesman is a step up.
     
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    Anal sex with your mother is a step up from that profession.
     
    #1222 Noland, Mar 16, 2012
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    We have been over this but, Pinkcup, if I may....

    1. He's hot.
    2. He's realistically hot at that.
    3. Although I sadly don't know from experience, it's very obvious that he's actually really good in bed, and so the girls almost always seem to actually be enjoying themselves a lot and not faking it.
    4. He respects women and actually cares about making them feel good.
    5. He doesn't have that crazy male porn actor glint in his eye that makes him have this air of thinking he's getting away with being paid to treat girls like shit.
    6. Numbers 4 and 5 are especially good since he's mostly known for his BDSMish movies.
    7. He's funny, but

    -1. He is dumb as a rock.

    8. But that's okay because we're just using him for sex anyway.
     
    #1224 audreymonroe, Mar 16, 2012
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    Tomorrow is the one day a year when I really embrace the bastard Irish in me. Time to dust these tunes off and procure for myself a black velvet hair band.



     
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  6. Crown Royal

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    I think that Brett Lawrie may be The Batman. Dude is batting .570 in spring training. Yikes.

    I have not looked forward to a Blue Jays season like this for nearly two decades. I am picking them for The Show this year.
     
    #1226 Crown Royal, Mar 16, 2012
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    It's a long way to October man...
     
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  8. Crown Royal

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    I DON'T CARE. They're winning it.
     
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    It has been recently brought to my attention by one of our resident Canadians that throwing cabbages from parade floats on St. Patrick's Day may be a phenomenon unique to New Orleans.

    Any other towns do this?
     
    #1229 Noland, Mar 16, 2012
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    I don't think so, but I also don't think I've ever been sober enough at a parade to notice.
     
    #1230 Frank, Mar 16, 2012
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    Maddox seldom fails to amuse me.
     
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    I heard him described as the Zooey Deschanel of porn, and it immediately resonated with me.

    That toy is supposed to be out in July, though.
     
    #1232 Nom Chompsky, Mar 16, 2012
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    The fucking press (ESPN et al) is following John Elway and the Pat Bowlen drive 12 miles in a white van like OJ Simpson. We need a word for this. Before, the media chase a white Bronco. Now they're chasing white Broncos in a white van.
     
    #1233 Parker, Mar 16, 2012
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    I guess he is out of the porn norm of half roided up middle aged dudes with frosted hair. In the videos I've seen him in I always think, dude needs to eat a sandwich or something. Is that, couldn't put on weight if he tried, part of this realistically hot thing you speak of?

    From what I've heard from various female porn stars Evan Stone is also one of the preferred dudes in the industry because he is basically got 3, 4, and 7 (but actually smart). Yet girls don't seem to flock to him. To be fair he does kind of look like an ogre.
     
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    For a lot of women, sure. Not every woman likes Daniel Craig in Casino Royale. Some like Brad Pitt in Fight Club. Some like Michael Cera in Superbad. Some like Jonah Hill in Superbad.

    But none of them like Jonah Hill went he lost the weight, because that is creepy. He looked like a wax head on a fat skeleton.

    Also, for what it's worth, there's way more of a variety in up and coming male talent than there used to be. And also, gay porn has also featured a huge range of folk.
     
    #1235 Nom Chompsky, Mar 16, 2012
  16. dubyu tee eff

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    SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I'M GOING TO SHOW MY TITS TO EVERYONE!!!!

    Actually I'm going to do laundry and pack and then get on a plane. But once I land....
     
    #1236 dubyu tee eff, Mar 16, 2012
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    You're going to Ghettoastronaut's party too?

    I picked up a few stouts while I was out. Belfast Bay Oatmeal isn't exactly tearing up anyone's hot list, but it's probably the most enjoyable stout I've had in a long time. 5% alcohol, nice roasted flavor, grains, only a little chocolate sweetness. It doesn't kick you in the face like everything else does these days. Get it.

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    #1237 CharlesJohnson, Mar 16, 2012
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    A great spring break game: remove the tire mounts from every car parked at your hotel, then watch safely from your terrace as anarchy unfolds. Laugh and throw the tire mounts at the people whose holiday you just ruined.

    KING OF SPRING BREAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!
     
    #1238 Crown Royal, Mar 16, 2012
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    It's fucking sad I didn't even know that it's Spring Break for all the Universities around me. I just hope this thunderstorm shit breaks for the weekend and we get the mid 70s we had earlier this week.
     
    #1239 Kubla Kahn, Mar 16, 2012
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    I have two bottles of Pliny The Elder coming my way in the next couple weeks. My diet is going to have to take a backseat for these, BRING ON THE GLUTEN!
     
    #1240 Frank, Mar 16, 2012
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