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Spring Break/St Pats WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Mar 1, 2012.

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  1. Parker

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    Yes we sure fucking do sir. My itinerary for tomorrow.

    8:30 Wake-up and Shower
    9:00 Start Bacon, Egg and Cheese Bagels
    9:05 Irish Car Bomb #1
    9:10 Shot of Jameson
    9:20 Bear Fight #1
    9:30 Eat second Bacon, Egg and Cheese
    9:35-10:30 Combative Drinking
    10:35 Head down to get on boat that goes up and down the Chicago River
    11:00 Get on boat, order coke, pour Jameson from flask into it.
    11:05 Request they play this song on repeat, unless they are playing this song or this one

    Now I know we'll be heading off the boat, and bar hopping north through downtown, viagra triangle, lincoln park and back up to lakeview. Hopefully I'll survive being black and vehemently claiming I'm Irish. Or in Chicago, everyone is Chi-rish (Thanks Miller Lite for that brilliant advertising idea.)
     
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  2. The Village Idiot

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    Oh goody, someone went ahead and posted the 'amateur hour' itinerary. I almost wish I was bartending tomorrow, because the money will be great.

    Almost.
     
    #1282 The Village Idiot, Mar 16, 2012
  3. rachiii

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    God, I hate St Pat's. Last year when I got off work at 9pm I had to remove people who were having actual penetrative sex on my car, and then when I got home I had to call the cops on a brawl to get to my front door (I live over a bar...this year they're opening at 10. Shoot me.)

    I'm going to hide until 8 pm or so and then venture out wherever seems like least of a shitshow.
     
    #1283 rachiii, Mar 16, 2012
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    Accidentally ended up in Boston for St. Pats... This is promising.
     
    #1284 Dude, Mar 16, 2012
  5. Crown Royal

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    In Amsterdam, they line up in the dozens to buy giant cones filled with fries, and then tsunami the entire fucker with both mayonaise and mustard. It looks like Peter North was killed on the set of Evil Dead 2. Fucking disgusting. I smoked the most poweful weed on earth while I was there (Big Buddha Cheese) and I STILL didn't have the munchies hardcore enough to stoop that low.

    Holland, I love your tolerance, your excess, and how you guys sound like an uzi being fired at a gong when you argue with each other, but that shit with the french fried got to GO, homes.
     
    #1285 Crown Royal, Mar 16, 2012
  6. Crown Royal

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    He quoted me once, so I am coolness. I said that Golden Girls was the only female-oriented sitcom that was ever funny, and he said I was a moron for not mentioning 227 (which isn't funny). Then DietCokeHead brought down the hammer on me, because he's a fucking sheep and always will be.
     
    #1286 Crown Royal, Mar 16, 2012
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    I don't always adopt Utah customs, but when I do, I eat fry sauce.

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    #1287 Sully, Mar 16, 2012
  8. Crown Royal

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    I hope for the sake of common decency and logic you don't adopt ANY of their other customs.
     
    #1288 Crown Royal, Mar 16, 2012
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    I don't know why I volunteered for work tomorrow but Im going to bed now. I won't be drinking later on tomorrow HARD. Anyway this Kony director melt down is hilarious. The TMZ video is fucking awesome. If legit mental break downs caught on video aren't funny I don't know what is.
     
    #1289 Kubla Kahn, Mar 16, 2012
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    My only regret is that there are no women nearby whose panties could be melted off. Jesus, this shit is good.
     

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    God do I love gingers.

     

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    Happy St. Practice Day. Cheers!
     
    #1292 Queen-Bee, Mar 16, 2012
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    Mayonnaise is the Devil's semen. That's all I have to say about that shit.

    Now here's some good music:

     
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    Maybe it does in fact taste good, but that looks like you threw up in a bowl.
     
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    The hope is that the girls would have been into Roman showers.
     
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    Have you ever actually gotten laid off risotto?
     
    #1296 Nom Chompsky, Mar 17, 2012
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    Depends what you mean.

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    GUYS. I'm going to start selling advertising on strippers' boobs and buttcheeks. Just, like, stick a sticker on them or something.

    This is genius. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? If homeless people can be wifi hotspots then THE SKY'S THE LIMIT.
     
    #1298 audreymonroe, Mar 17, 2012
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    Costanza couldn't hack it against risotto. Personally I never liked it.
     
    #1299 Kubla Kahn, Mar 17, 2012
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Well, she felt...full...after the risotto.
     
    #1300 Nom Chompsky, Mar 17, 2012
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