The other shit she usually screeches about would be daddy issues. She has two songs: one of them is about failed relationships, the other is about a relationship that hasn't failed yet that is based on issues with her dad. See: -story of us: failed relationship -love story: hasn't failed yet, but daddy tried his best -mine: "you made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter", need I say more? -you belong with me: although the music video depicts them getting together at the end (in the vein of teenage dirtbag), the song itself is about a relationship that simply never was
Roller derby!!! My friends dressed up as leprauchans, which makes them super easy to find. I borrowed someone's baby. Date was not impressed. I think he said, "It's a baby. I don't like babies," and walked away. Who lets a drunk lady feed their baby? These people!
The girl is 21 and generally writes songs about never being long dicked and furiously masturbating about the guy in her algerbra class, but I give her kudos...she is talented. I'll bet she'd be mad annoying on Facebook if she wasn't famous. Taylor says: "I like this guy, but my dad hates him. He urinated my name on the lawn and then the police showed up when the neighbors called the cops. He was just showing his love for me. Leave us alone. We love like no one has ever loved in the history of the world. Who cares if the lawn died? He's perfect and pissed my name all over our yard. If that's not love I don't know what is. Fuck you dad."
Ugh, this is how bad my round 1 was -- I've had, thus far, a literally ideal round 2, and I'm still super fucked. At least this beer is pretty good.
Taylor Swift annoys me because she's a super hot girl whining about not getting attention from guys. I mean yeah, Adele sings about the same ex boyfriend all the time too, but at least she's fat so it's kinda believable that she hasn't been able to wrap men around her finger since birth.
I need to step up my drinking. My buddy left to get weed, so it's just me for the rest of the night. So, do I drink even more, or eat and then drink? These are the questions. I also ran out of gin and vodka.
Not even lying, I had youtube'd this video and was listening to it when you posted this question. If you don't believe me, check HBO...The Rat Pack is on, hence the inspiration.
If you're ever in Portland, I recommend the Original Hotcake House for the perfect post drunk food. Greasy as shit and open 24 hours. I've literally never seen the place not packed, whether it's 2am or 2pm. NSFW
It all depends on how colorful, solid, and texturized you want your vomit and/or shit. Eat a few Taco Bell tacos and drink a handle of vodka and at the worst you'll end up in bed with your stomach gurgling while you ponder your bad life decisions. Drink a handle of vodka and then eat Taco Bell and all your bad life decisions will become horribly and apparently clear. Your friends will yell at you declaring that their couch was not the correct place to relieve your over strained bowels. They will not have a sense of humor over your antics. They will hate you and bring up terms like "What the hell is wrong with you?" and "You're going to pay for a new couch."
The fact that you can immediately reference four Taylor Swift songs says more about you than you would think. I hate Taylor Swift. She annoys the bejesus out of me. Having said that, I do like Safe and Sound. The same day I heard that song for the first time I also heard a Miley Cyrus song I liked. I contemplated suicde for a few hours. Of course, the song I liked by Miley was a Bob Dylan cover so I figure that's a good enough excuse.
I'm sitting here drinking moscato, which is undoubtedly not Irish, watching Game of Thrones on HBO, which I've already seen, typing the longest run-on sentence in history, with the record number of commas, and I'm bored out of my mind. What's up with y'all?