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Spring Break/St Pats WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Mar 1, 2012.

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  1. StayFrosty

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    Probably from an incident involving lots of soap, a large brush, and what is now a very traumatized hippo.
     
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    15 minutes and then I'm off to run an event for the weekend. Woo! Probably need to work on Sunday, but at least I'll be out of the office until then.
     
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    Since you asked nicely.



    I want half the population to be wedged in there when that happens.
     
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  4. Devils Advocate

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    My work computer has that blocked, so my eyes are saved from your nastiness.
     
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    That brings a whole new meaning to "shit hitting the fan"...
     
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    Farting on a balance ball is awesome.
     
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    Well, I miss NetDaddy. Especially since he isn't around to drop the ban hammer or threaten those posting about their awesome refund checks.
     
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    Speaking of which, I got mine (both federal and state) earlier this week. China, here I come!
     
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    Didn't China get enough of your money already? Or everyone's money for that matter?
     
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    I am going boozing this year with my wife. The last time we did St. Patty's was five years ago, in Chicago.

    That could not and will not be topped. I do NOT regret making that seven hour drive.
     
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    He's out dropping the hammer on those bragging about their social security checks instead:

    http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-805-kickgrandma
     
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    This cracks me up:

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    I just got invited to a wedding by a friend. Living as a white bread Midwest boy, I've never been to a Jewish persons wedding before. I'm sure you all see where this is going. This is not a joke, it is an actual question- Do I wear a yarmulke at this? Do I bring my own or will they be available at the venue? This is me feeling very ignorant. I figure you guys can help me with this.
     
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    They must have had a kickass party with the leftover bounty money after failing to tackle Marshawn Lynch after the 2010 season.
     
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    This makes so much more sense now.
     
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    One, its amusing that you use Midwest as a qualifier for why you haven't been to a Jewish wedding yet. I've lived my entire life more or less in the Midwest and my HS was probably a quarter Jewish, and I knew TONS in college.

    However, less sack's dickish take on the situation, no you don't have to bring one. If they are gonna be traditional about it, they will provide them for all male guests. You wear them during the ceremony and then lose it midway through the reception.

    You'll have a blast, for all jokes about Jews being awkward or nerdy or whatever, those people can fucking party. Both Jewish weddings I went to were probably the most fun I've been to. Tons of crazy dancing and singing.
     
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    I was always curious why in particular you hate THAT religion. They are not the religion that wants to turn Washington into a debris field or unleashes poison gas in a girl's grade school. I have no respect for them but share the hate wealth a little, brah.
     
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