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Spring Break/St Pats WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Mar 1, 2012.

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  1. Bundy Bear

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    Have a listen to this version of Lonely Boy.

     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I don't know how these people can be charasmatic enough that they can welch people out of their money, their wife's vagina, or even their testicles. That's right, The Leader wants to borrow your balls to hitch a ride on the Hale-Bopp comet with the Silver Surfer. "Chop-chop!"
    To be fair, they got some very nice Nikes out of the deal.

    The truth is, the leaders are NOT charasmatic, they just are compared to the monumentally stupid people that they pray on. When you say "He was very convincing that he wAS actually Jesus Christ!", well, you're a ding-dong. Look at the Mormons: They believe all black people are accolytes for Lucifer (who is the borther of Jesus), wearing magical Fruit-Of-The-Looms will make you bulletproof and that Native Indians are a lost tribe of Isreal. Now, if you were to say that to my face, I would have burly men pin you down and plunge a syringe into you while saying "Sh-Sh-Shhhhhhh...just rest now, it's all okay friend. You'll get the help you need" because you obviously found a stash of your dad's tuinals and mixed them with Everclear.

    However, Most of Utah and scores here and there buy into that shit. It has been scientifically proven to be bullshit (along with speaking in tongues) and people still buy into it, because as long as you have fingers to jingle your keys, a retard will here the rattle and clap their hands.

    MY religion/cult will centre around NOT wasting a Sunday. Like Shinto: worship whatever you want because EVERYTHING is a god. That actually makes the Remote Control a god (finally). I'll worship my beanbag chair I lie in when I'm high.
     
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  3. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    This thread is like totes political.

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  4. Crown Royal

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    Battle.

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    What?
     

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    FTW

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    *Bonus points because he's MINE!!!
     
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  7. FreeCorps

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    I'm going for a theme.
     

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  8. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Let's compromise?

     

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    I dunno...I feel very strongly about this.
     

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    Last song of the fesitval yesterday, System killed it. Crowd was going apeshit.

     
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  12. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Somehow, I have a hard time being attracted to women who could kick the shit out of me.
     
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    So...all of them?

    BOOM ROASTED
     
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    Ugh, happy hour that lasted way longer than it should have. Very drunk right now.

    Edit: Very drunk is an overstatement. Sorta drunk.

    Edit 2: Ok maybe a little drunker than that... G+ hangout anyone?
     
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    Yeah I recently had to make the decision not to circ my newborn son even though I am. We're not Jewish or Muslim, and modern research shows no compelling reason to get it done. Good enough for me. It's fucking barbaric and ass backwards if you think about it objectively.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Fun words: bulbous, gizzard, tincture.
     
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    Is this you coming out of the closet?
     
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    Is this you asking him out?
     
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    I am in Waikiki. And buzzed. Life does not suck.
     
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    I speak for the board when I say our lives would suck less if you put up some more bikini shots.
     
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