Squirting

"So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson!"

 

That is my preference, yes. And so my ideal sexual partner would appreciate that. That doesn't mean that I'm not capable of switching it up, just that my default/go-to is more leisurely than straight to the chase.

If we're talking penetration to ejaculation, 90 minutes is way more than I'm capable of. Even on my best day. Ladies.

 

I am a girl that totally agrees with this. If you want me to have explosive orgasms do this. I also am extremely sensitive and have to explain to guys that if they put too much pressure it hurts. I have had some guys argue with me because previous women have liked the harder pressure that I should too. Multiple orgasms are great until the type of asshole that likes to watch your body plead with him becomes the kind of asshole that likes to make you cum until you are about to pass out. And I mean that in the best way possible. I am also a sheet soaker but not a squirter. I just get extremely wet to the point where sheets have to be changed and every guy comments on it. Sorry that I weighed in late and wrapped all of my comments on the whole thread in this one post. Oh I almost forgot my husband knows my screen name and visits this board more than I do so I am certainly not cheating!

 

Numb isn't quite the right word...but there's a definite loss of sensitivity that comes with time. Part of the problem with going for a long time is that the longer you go without cumming, the harder it becomes to do so.

You'd be surprised how rare that attitude is amongst women. I know this because I'm one of those guys who takes a while. And once it goes beyond a certain time limit, it becomes an insecurity thing for many (most?) women. They assume that they're doing something wrong, that it's their fault, etc. I think this is because there is a culture wide assumption that women coming is something that only happens some of the time but men are supposed to come 100% of the time and usually quickly. So they assume that something is obviously 'wrong' if it hasn't happened.

I have faked it, more than once, because it just wasn't going to happen and I was wary of a cry-fest occurring afterwards. I don't exactly feel good about it, but I did it.

 

Can leisurely cunnilingus become a new pro sport? Or Olympic sport? "Look at that technique! Notice the way his tongue articulates during the downstroke and then again through the upstroke. Beautiful."

 

I would watch the shit out of the Women's Leisurely Cunnilingus.

EDIT: Nettdata knows where its at.

 

Fine, then we can work on getting better scorekeeping and better announcers. I'd love to Marv Albert announce the World Cunnlingual Championship. Especially with squirters.


With the facial!

Directly to the hole!

Coming down the lane!

Right between the eyes!

Of course, you'd also need a dick sucking competition. Title IX and such.

 

I can just imagine Joe Rogan calling that, in his usual 'I AM JOE ROGAN, AND I AM SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW' special tone.

Where can I register for this event?

 

There are some nights (especially when booze gets involved) that I know within the first 5 minutes or so that I'm definitely not getting off, but that's never just made me want to stop. Mainly because a) it still feels great and b) even if I'm not, I like knowing that she's getting off. Ideally, multiple times.

If I'm with someone I'm familiar with and knows this about me, I've occasionally told her at the outset that it's probably not going to happen for me. One girl would take this as a challenge to try to prove me wrong and the times that she succeeded, it was mind-blowing.

I'm sure the organizers will also accept resumes in video form.

 

We should get Mike Breen ("she's almost there... BANG!") and Kevin Harlan in there too ("[squirting] with no regard for human life!").

 

TiB, I salute you for the spank bank material resulting from this thread, and thank you for the gushy orgasm I'll be having later.