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St. John The Baptist (QUE) Drunk Thread! 6/22/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 22, 2012.

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  1. Backroom

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    Are you sure you fell off a balcony and not that high horse you're sitting on?
     
  2. Blue Dog

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  3. Nitwit

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    Take it easy, bud.

    While I don't usually like the Nashville stuff, without exception, all my friends who have babies hear this song.

    In this case, resistance was expected; but he heard it, nontheless.
     
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    I really wish drunk me remembered to drink water more often. Being useless all day with a headache when you were still in single digits for drinks just seems unfair.

    Also, angel, this ain't gonna make you happy, but with the exception of sushi, I think chopsticks only exist out of stubbornness at this point. Y'all have seen the fork and seen that it works, so this intransigence confuses me.
     
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    Yeah, but . . . Kenny Chesney sucks. It's not a very high horse. Maybe a pony.
     
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    MC, you should start getting in the habit of ordering water with every drink. If you do it when you're sober, you'll do it when you're drunk, no?
     
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    No need for the nimbly-bimbly. The man's drinkin'. And we al have different ears. Peace. Love. Otters.
     
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    To be honest? I think knives and forks are clumsy and ugly to use. Chopsticks are graceful. But I understand if you've not grown up using them, they might seem a bit out-dated. I give you credit, though, for putting in the effort when it comes to sushi. At least your mind is broad enough to not disregard them entirely.

    Moving on, marlin steaks. Grilled with garlic butter sauce? Does that sound about right? I'm new to marlin.
     
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    Say what you will......it's still a great song.................for expecting and new found fathers.

     
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    Anything else for sushi is just impossible. There's practically no other way to keep all the piece together. A fork would just create a stabby explosion.

    And I might add lemon to the marlin.
     
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    Considering he's five foot six in high heeled cowboy boots it HAS to be a pony. He being Chesney.


    And, When the Sun Goes Down Kenny Chesney is not bad.
    The new album blows though.
    Wade Bowen's new album is magical.
    So is Josh Abbott's.

    And, Eric Church's Chief is one I can listen to on repeat.



    Finally, fuck being at work right now. I"m dancing around in a bikini top and my cutoffs mopping the floor. That's how many fucks I give.



    edit: Game tickets purchased for the wedding. NO family members will attend, except my brother who's performing the ceremony. Other than that...it's friends only. That's a goddamn shame, but it is what it is. We are working on procuring a suite for consummation during the game.
     
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    I'll see your dad song and raise with the one that really hit home with me when I found out I was going to be a father:



    Still to this day, this song instantly makes me happy, thoughtful, and emotional, to say the least. I can't count all the emotions it raises in me.

    Don't worry, I know how I sound. But its true.

    Oh, and Cowbell, I try to down a bottle of water after every two or three drinks. Helps some.
     
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    I love JJW. Well played, Blue.
     
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    That's nice, Blue.

    The perspectives are different, though. One is about you to them, and the other is about them to you. (Kenny Chesney or not) Can you see that?
     
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    I like a boy. I told said boy to fuck off. I feel awful. Fuck being drunk.
     
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    Agreed. I want one so bad.

    Refusing all formers just to be with her.

     
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    Hes a guy, if hes into you its not going to phase him. Dont over think it.

    In other news, anyone else watching Lifetime right now?
     
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    I thought the mystique of deep throating was NOT gagging? This whole "jack hammer my gag reflex" porn genre is a real turn off. Having the women sound like they are about to constantly vomit is NOT appealing at all..... At all.
     
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    I heard not being a bitch works wonders too.

    I kid, I kid, last Saturday I woke up with absolutely the worst hangover I've ever had. If God had come down from on high and said "I can make it go away, but first you have to give your dad a blowjob," I would have seriously considered it.
     
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