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St. John The Baptist (QUE) Drunk Thread! 6/22/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 22, 2012.

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  1. D26

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    I just have a 1 TB HDD, but I also work at a video store that buys a lot of movies retail (thanks to movie distributors like Disney refusing to sell to rental chains anymore), so I get a lot of legit digital copies of movies. It is a minor perk of the job, and probably the only reason I still work there.
     
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    A bubble bath A glass of wine. Some baseball. Some chocolate. So far my night is okay.
     
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    I'm glad you left out the period between that bubble bath and the glass of wine. It may have ruined the rest of the sequence.
     
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    Ooooo, Creager! And beer! And whiskey! Hooray!

     
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    Hey. I'm doing this on my phone. Cut me some slack.

    Also. Ideas for what to mix this froot loop vodka with?
     
    #105 shimmered, Jun 22, 2012
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    Milk?
     
    #106 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 22, 2012
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    Here's a different direction for the music. This shit sounds fantastic on my new PC speakers.



    Edit: New speakers!
    [​IMG]
     
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    What was it you had, anyway, a boy or a girl?
     
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    Bad decisions?
     
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    .... I play red dirt music, and you answer with.... Kenny... Chesney?

    Jesus buttsexing Christ dude.

    I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING

     
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    Damnit.

    Yesterday I got the safety inspection for our car. Before I could get the sticker, I had to go to city hall to renew the registration. Well, the waiver for out of state residents had a mistake on it so the city hall people wouldn't take it, delaying the renewal, and therefore delaying the sticker placement on our car.

    Uh, guess whose husband got THREE tickets today because of no safety inspection sticker? What the fuck? There has got to be a limit on how many times you can get ticketed for one offence like that. Please tell me there is. OH God...
     
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    It's actually fairly decent.


    Also, if you like Texas country and haven't listened to wade Bowens new album...yeah it's good.
     
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    And, guilty. I hope that son of a bitch burns.
     
    #113 shimmered, Jun 22, 2012
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    That's a great song, Blue.............really...........I think......ahem.....I may have to get back to you......about matching...........thanks.
     
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    It's too bad he's too old and fossilized looking to be ricebagged and raped by flashlight-sized dicks in prison by dudes with teardrop tattoos, but maybe he'll die a bad diarrhea death in one of the shit jails he gets sent to.

    So, I sprained my shoulder playing with my daughter. No, she didn't get the drop on me. I'm a fucking klutz and ended going tits-down into the park lawn and *zap*. It didn't seem like a big deal at the time, but when I wake up the next moring it feels like a giant robotic hand is crushing my clavicle. I think it may have been the single most searing bolt pain I have ever felt. I couldn't lift my arm up to turn a door knob. My GOD was I clinically bitch-slapped. Fat rapist midget chicks could have had their way with me and I wouldn't have been able to fight back from the agony.

    So I say again, thank god for weed.
     
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    Really?

    Clearly, you've never even been chocked by a moderately small penis. Otherwise, You wouldn't even mention this.
     
    #116 Nitwit, Jun 22, 2012
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    I live in Korea and eat Bulgogi all the time. Contain your jealousy.
     
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    Shocked or choked? Because either way that's a no. I am lucky to only have a big penis in my life.
     
    #118 bewildered, Jun 22, 2012
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    Don't take this the wrong way buddy. I mean it.

    But weed is terrible.

    Not weed itself, exactly. But Weed culture. Everything about it. I hold the unique opinion that it is goddamn terrible. I honeslty can't STAND it. There woulod be absolutyely nothing wrong with it if it weren't for the culture that it perpetrates. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart- as a drunk- who is drunk- and as someone who thinks it should be legal if it wren't for the fact that I hate every single person who is for the legalization of it.

    that, and beautiful girls with tattoos. It makes me want to cry.

    WOOOOOO DRUNKEN HONESTY!
     
    #119 Blue Dog, Jun 22, 2012
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    Yes, yes, that. Why do they do it? WHY?
     
    #120 Nitwit, Jun 22, 2012
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