This week has been THE WORST, so I just made a very strong strawberry daiquiri that is literally the size of my head. I got a buzz after one sip so I'm about to get wasted, alone, while watching a foreign film. FRIDAY NIGHT! Also, I know that I am one of the people at fault for the gentrification of my neighborhood, but I hope it doesn't happen too quickly. It is so exciting that things are still cheap here while still feeling like I can walk outside without the risk of getting mugged. One of those medium sized bottles of rum and a box of strawberries? Eight bucks. I don't even know anymore if that would still be considered inexpensive outside of the city, but I am very pleased.
Phew, I hear you on the sucky week thing. I haven't bought booze in ages (wine being my drink of choice) but purchased espresso vodka on a whim because it was $7.99. So by Audrey's standards, I have no money left for mixers. I wonder how it would taste in coffee..... with whipped cream....
Tonight is the first time I've had a drink in weeks. Didn't have to work, but still had babysitting lined up, so we got the kid taken off our hands for about 3 hours. Of course, I spent this time doing laundry, dishes, and cleaning, but it is all shit that needed to be done that I don't have to worry about anymore. Now, the kid is in bed, my wife is getting up with her in the morning, and I don't have a damn thing to do but get drunk and watch The Shawshank Redemption on AMC.
I'm tired of Facebook. It's gotten to the point where all I do is comment on friends' statuses with dry humor or obscure inside jokes from the past, and then their friends who don't even know me get all pissed because they take them out of context.
I'm with you with this. In my experience the probability that a person becomes annoying when they get high on weed goes up by several orders of magnitude. And as long as we're being obvious the drinking culture is as bad or worse.
Well yeah, but at least we don't act all high and mighty aboiut it. Plus, we are awesome. The other team is a bunch of gays/.
Sirs, your opinions about tattoos are objectively incorrect. A good tattoo can make a decent looking person extremely attractive.
My FB is filled with people making inane political posts (usually regurgitating whatever bullshit single line of rhetoric they heard that day about how so-and-so is going to destroy America), posting pictures of their kids (we get it, your kid is the most special unique snowflake ever), or "Going to bed now! Goodnight FB!" Oh, and I also get a LOT of messages about why we haven't posted pictures of our kid yet, and I have to continually explain that we're not putting pictures of our daughter on FB because A) We don't want to turn ownership of our pictures of our kid over to FB, and B) We don't want to be "those people" who shove pictures of their kid down people's throats. If it weren't for the ten friends that I keep up with from my old town and my old job, I'd just delete it outright. As it is, half my "friends list" is blocked.
Meh, I don't know about that. I've seen plenty of tattoos that have subtracted from a person's appearance, tons that don't have an effect either way, but none that I can think of in real life that have actually enchanced someone's appearance.
I know the culture of which you speak. You're not insulting me, I'm the only one in my circle that partakes in it. I never cared for that unwashed sector you're talking about. But I AM for legalizing it, and have been even before I was smoking it.
I repped Blue Dog about this, but I'll share. I was noticing the other day at the gym how rare it is to see a nice body without a tattoo anymore, that it is becoming more and more intriguing and pleasing to the eye.
With all respect, I vehemently disagree. Based on how I've seen other people's reactions, I know I'm in the minority. But I don't think that there are many other things out there that you could do to make yourself any more unattractive to me. It really hits a nerve with me, I guess. Baby's crying, or I'd go more into it. One second.
I just want to clarify that I have absolutely nothing against tattoos; just that I've never seen a person who I thought to myself, "damn, that person is just a normal looking person but that tattoo makes them look hot." Piercings on the other hand, any more than a few and it's a turnoff.
I love it. My wife has a few. I can see why guys don't like them on women as well (I think 'Sack hates it as well) but it's right up my alley. My mother taught me to hate tattoos since I emerged damp and steaming from the womb and it went in one ear and out the other.
Oooooh, I've hit my end. Here's some Bingham: Love it when he sings, "See them girls shake their ass underneath the sunrise, taste the sugar on their lips underneath the moonlight"!
So, I thought the Netflix that has been hanging out for two weeks was a foreign film that I've been putting off watching because I haven't been in the mood for subtitles. Then I open it to discover that it was actually a lighthearted romantic comedy that I would have gladly watched on any night in the past two weeks. I was looking forward to the foreign film, but I was a little relieved because the new movie was a bit more on my current level of giving a fuck. Now, for some reason my computer isn't recognizing it so I'm not watching any movie. Why do you torment me so, life? I also want to emphasize that only a good tattoo can increase a person's attractiveness. But, to be fair, I do tend to feel this way more about guys than girls. I like girls with tattoos too, but for girls I'm either going to find them attractive or I'm not. It's much more likely that it would be a guy going from okay to sexy due to a tattoo(s).
You're not alone with this. I'm too drunk for any more typing other than to say....why, why, why would you do that? ..........g'night, TiB.