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ST PATRICKS YYYYEEEEEHHAAAAAAAA WDT 3/16/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cynismus, Mar 16, 2011.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Well, swear all you want, you are DAMNED TO HELL.
     
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    Happy Purim to all my Js

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  3. mya

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    Is her belly hanging over her panties? It doesn't look that is what SHOULD be happening, but it looks like that is what IS happening, even though she is quite thin. Kind of an odd pic.
     
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    We had talked and agreed there would be sex involved when we met. She turned out to be having the time of the month when it rolled around and otherwise seemed to have lost interest in taking my virginity. Talk about disappointing.
     
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    Are you a hotwheelz troll?! Were you really a virgin? Are you still?

    We can rtake up a collection, the end is near and I don't want you to die with a hymen.


    Weird. My man's ex called him. He didn't even know who she was at first. I am jealous, I won't lie.
     
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    No, I'm being entirely serious. Fortunately, I found another girl (a real life one, not one of those internets ones) who was willing to take my virginity, and I hers. With gusto.
     
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    Okay, good. I was worried.

    Good on the gusto.


    edited to add: His ex called to share her new religion which includes conspiracy theories and aliens. Whoa.
     
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    You know, PIMPTRESS, it sure is nice to know that people around here care. It's almost inspired me to take up the cause of other be-virgined idiots.

    Actually if you care to know a story, I remember sending a PM back and forth with Durbanite (this was back on the RMMB) about our poor state of not getting laid. In my last PM to him, I mentioned I was leaving to see a nice girl. Now, a gentleman wouldn't kiss and tell, but I'm sure you can see where this is going.

    I suppose the board may have had its disagreements with durbanite, but if you ask me, it's almost as though he's a virginity magnet / good luck charm. If you're a virgin, it's almost as though he will adsorb your virginity. A valuable person to have around.
     
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    I have nothing against Durbanite, I think I could convince him to try sex again, if I got him drunk enough.

    I do care, about all of you. Well, some of you.


    I wonder if we could bottle some of this virgin remover...
     
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    [​IMG]

    Way ahead of you.
     
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    Is that what you had to make her drink?
     
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    No, the lady is Asian. She couldn't drink to save her life and thinks all wine is icky. But if a sexually experienced lady such as yourself were to take a virginity, it's what you'd have to drink to think it were a good idea.
     
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    Why would his drinking that force her to drink?

    And why did my brain immediately go to what's clearly not the right way to read that?
     
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    Is "China Girl" by David Bowie your special song?


    And probably, haha...

    Bl1A (or whatever)- because you spend too much time around this place...
     
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    beer works too
     
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    He's unemployed, what else would you expect him to be doing?
     
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    "wine is icky"? I'm sorry. I'd have to back the relationship-bus up right there on principle alone.
     
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    Looking for a job? Although it is Saturday night, and I don't guess he is stripper material.
     
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    I have never met anyone off of the web, however if anyone wants to get drunk in the area of northern Indiana I would be down.

    Kids are sleeping. Time to have a few bedtime drinks, and enjoy not having most of my conversation involve the words, "no," "stop," "be nice," "share," or "don't hit him/her." With the fiance's daughter, and my twins we have three TWO y/o every other weekend. It can be a little demanding.

    But they will be easier to handle tomorrow. We are attending a friends engagement party. There will be a lot of cooing over how cute the three of them are. This always seems to make them happy, and calm.
     
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    Hey, I'm self employed now. I'm just not making any money yet.
     
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