I just realized that both Mr. and Mrs. Ari Gold are in Old School. Also, I'm out of both coke and lime, so it's straight up rum on rocks.
So I was chatting earlier with this girl Ive had a crush on for forever, kinda looks like a really thin version of Pam from The Office, and she said that she thought I thought I was better than her. And, I do tend to be a bit condescending, mostly because I when I speak I think I'm either being unclear or referencing something obscure, so I explain myself without being prompted, which doesn't really come across well. Anyways, so then she says that she agrees, that I am "better than her," whatever that means. She's really good looking, and in an econ PhD program at University of Southern California, so it's not like there's some clear cut quality line here. She also kicks my ass at Scrabble. This is fucking confusing. I don't understand women at all.
I grew up/went to high school the West Cobb/Douglas area. People don't understand that you only have two choices, be a snob or be white trash. There's no riding the fence there... It used to weird me out that all the A&E/TLC shows on meth abuse used that area for B roll footage. Once I saw a former classmate of mine on a show I just kind of gave up trying to make the area sound decent and relegated myself to just telling people I was from actual Atlanta (no one here in FL knows the difference anyway).
I went by the adage that as long as you're inside the perimeter you're okay. The first month I lived in ATL I got lost and somehow ended up in College Park/East Point. I got pulled over for speeding and when the cop saw that I was a white girl he ignored my speeding, gave me directions back to 85, and basically told me to GTFO and avoid the area. I had a friend who taught high school history in Marietta for a year, and he said that a large percentage of the kids weren't even graduating high school. That was surprising to me because I automatically associated everything north as good/upper middle class. According to him a lot of those kids were losers and would be lucky to make it to a trade school. Annnnnd I'm done with wine for the night.
You answered your own question. You come off as condescending, and that is how she perceives you. Be careful about the tone of voice you use. You might not even realize that you're using one that makes you seem know-it-all, superior, sarcastic, etc. You might have more luck if you soften up a bit and behave in a more friendly manner.
Speaking of meeting people off of the internet. I met a Russian girl yesterday that I ended up drinking with all night. She's not a back packer, as I do detest backpackers, but she told me how she had used this couchsurfing.com website where you basically invite people to stay at your place when theyre traveling. Kind of a hippy back packer my couch is your couch kind of thing. I always figured it was the fast way to get raped or get your xbox stolen. She's worked in China and London and has had random world travlers stay at her place in each. Im way too American to be that fucking generous to people. Ive only met one dude from here when I needed an extra ticket for a friend for the Columbus stop of Tuckers movie tour. Thats about it. In other news when I was surfing TMZ the other day for nudie pics of Vanessa Hudgens I saw that our main man Tucker Max was kicked out of a SXSW party last week for throwing potato chip bags into a fan. Still keepin it rizzzeaal I guess.
Says the fucker that wants to have my babies. You're black, aren't you? I just can't figure if you're the pot or the kettle.
I am so hung over the aura from it is jumping off my body and attacking anybody who comes near me. FUCK. Why is it when you're married or "spoken for" women seem to hit on you twenty times as often? Do you simply smell it, and it's some kind of sadistic game you chicks play or something?
True, women love to chase what they can't have, which explains why so many of them seem to enjoy being treated like compost in relationships for some weird reason. However, when it comes to this type of situation, they don't KNOW I'm married when they start getting all doe-eyed with me. I wear my wedding ring on a necklace so I don't have the "give away finger" that adults over 30 can see from ten miles away. But HELL, whenever I go the last few years it's like I wear a gigantic neon sign above my head that says "RICH, HUMBLE AND HUNG LIKE PETER NORTH". You mean like The Golden Child? That movie made over 100 million back in the eighties and I'd rather watch Brazilian snuff porn than THAT cum rag of a film.
Well, last night was fun. Ate at the best restaurant in Edmonton, the Red Ox Inn. Then came home, where all the women were waiting and partying, all dressed up in their finest. Drank my balls off and then had a ridiculous amount of sex. I've met Jenny from here. She's a total sweetheart. Would be totally good for meeting a vast majority of you if given the chance.
Atlanta is awesome; the only town/city/country I moved back to after 26 others, and here's why guys: We are second only to SFO in the number of gay men. We are second only to Washington, DC in the number of single women. Add the two, and if you can even complete a sentence, the odds are on your side. If you don't look like Sack and like penis; you're getting lucky in this town.
Sometimes, you don't even have to be able to complete a sentence. I like the "strong, silent" type. Boys that communicate excessively irritate me.