NYC has the biggest difference between single men and single women; 210,000 more single women than single man. In DC it's about 50,000 more. Edit: If you're behind DC, you're also behind Philly, which also has about a 50k disparity. But, Philly has the ugliest population also, so maybe it's worth not counting.
What's with all the unnecessary crap? Kids these days... always making shit more complicated than it has to be.
I'd probably be willing to meet a board member. Chances are I've been in the same bar as other MN/ND members and didn't even know it. A couple of them might even know some of the same people I know. It's a small world up here.
You should get in touch with Guy Fieri for a co-host spot and change the show's name to "Diners, Drive-Ins, Dives and Drunk Tanks." Meanwhile, reading between the lines...
College Park is not that bad, I used to work over there. Not the best neighborhood, but I never worried about getting shot. Now East St Louis is a different story. I don't know why they have stop signs in East St Louis. Even the cops won't stop there.
Great. Looks like Minneapolis is a good 'ol dickfest. Not a surprise that my girlfriend isn't from here. Went out to Gasthof Zur Gemütlichkeit last night with m'lady and my sisters (they always want to see her when she's in town). It's a German restaraunt in Northeast and absolutely kicks ass. The most American thing about the place is the ridiculous portions... one platter for two had enough meat and potatoes to feed a family. You can also order beer in a 2L boot. Spoiler
You missed the part where I wrote "snorted rails of GHB off each others bodies, swam in the ocean and drank a bottle of sunlight". It's somewhere in the second sentence.
Also present were "boat", "bathingsuit", "salt water", and "lots of alcohol". I'm sure you're familiar with at least one of those.
I see what's going on here. Incest, the game for the whole family, amirite? In other news, according to the 7pm News here, some shit (anti-current leadership protests) has started up in Syria too. Oh, it's a long weekend here, so there's that. It's Human Rights Day or some shit. Couldn't care, going to drink anyway. Some good cricket on too - don't know if any of you have been watching the World Cup, but Robin Peterson has been fucking outstanding for S.A. - in the last match against Bangladesh (one of the hosts), he got 24 runs off 9 balls and took 4 wickets bowling. I don't know how he didn't get Man Of The Match. I think he's now taken the 3rd highest number of wickets in the tournament (3 less than Shahid Afridi of Pakistan and one less than India's Zaheer Khan).
First day of Spring I guess, the most worthless season. Give me Winter or Summer. I don't give two tugs of a dead dogs cock about Spring.
I'm so hungover it hurts to breathe. I've ordered 6 greasy tacos to fix this problem and keeping my head under the faucet. Most of Chicago treated the 19th to lastnight 4pm as St. Patrick's Day. That might be a generalization but my friends and I sure did, only problem is I did not hook-up with an irish ginger despite my best efforts. I did land a 32 year old Aussie who will unknowingly fulfill my librarian fantasy. She has that look... Like this, but with wavy hair. NSFW edit: I also love girls that say things like "I'm not like other girls, I'm different." and follow it up with "I don't spend 4 hours getting ready." I nor any of my friends have ever complained about this. "That's it, I'm not fucking her anymore, she takes 4 hours to get ready. I'm going to call her and end it!"
Our spring is kind of a last hurrah for weather. Once May comes, the sweltering heat and humidity decide to tag their stupid asses along and push the cool weather out of the way. Flights become absolutely unbearable and instructors cancel a lot if the aircrafts A/C is broken. Stand by NW Florida, the summer is about to rear its ugly motherfucking head.
I have met and slept with: TX, Pink Candy, Roxanne, Shegirl and Blue Dog Any of them who deny it are dirty dirty liars.
Easy to say when you aren't dealing with 110 degree summers. I fucking LOVE spring and fall. It's already been in the high 80's this weekend, so I'm soaking up the two-digit weather while I can. I am also drunk from patio drinking. Last day of Spring Break!