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ST PATRICKS YYYYEEEEEHHAAAAAAAA WDT 3/16/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cynismus, Mar 16, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA WHAT. Obviously 2 for 1 margaritas will turn any frown upside down. Plus he's got about $400 extra pocket cash to just go nuts.

    This is as good as the guy a couple days ago that said he walked in on his landlord tickling his roommate to cheer the dude up. I fucking love this place.
     
    #81 CharlesJohnson, Mar 17, 2011
  2. Crown Royal

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    All that story needs is a foam baseball cap and maybe some smokes rolled into the sleeve for full-on trashiness. Did he say to the waitress all cool "Give this lady anything she wants. On me."?
     
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    More accurately: you are oppressed.
     
    #83 MoreCowbell, Mar 17, 2011
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    Well yeah. Why do you think I come here? I have to get it out somewhere.
     
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    Irish car bombs, sloppy joes, and march madness. Ain't getting much better...unless of course, you add a funny dog video to the mix:
     
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  6. TX.

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    I wanted to get in the spirit of the day, so I stopped taking the pill, said 3 Hail Marys, and spread my legs repeatedly in the hopes that my boyfriend wouldn't hit me today.
     
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    I'm deeeee-runk. And I had 4 beers. And I don't remember who I picked in my bracket. I feel bad for these kids playing because they can't get drunk on St. Paddy's Day. I wish I didn't leave my tolerance in college. Dammit.


    Also, as hard as today was (see: Rant & Rave thread) I managed to make it through the day with the support of you crazy fuckers, of course. Seriously, PIMPTRESS is really the shit. And the rest of you are too.
     
    #87 Trickysista, Mar 17, 2011
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    Ya'll are funny. Kiddies went to Dad's, which inspires depressants.
     
    #88 PIMPTRESS, Mar 17, 2011
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    Full of Guinness and potatoes. I goddamn love this holiday.
     
    #89 Beefy Phil, Mar 17, 2011
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    I envy all of you. I have a 615 brief followed by an 8am flight tomorrow morning. AND the field is closed between noon and 4. If the field is closed for half the day, don't fucking schedule us you jerks!! Oh well, it's all for the best I imagine.

    Drink a Guinness or two for me, please.
     
    #90 Diablo, Mar 17, 2011
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    I'm a TA at my school....I may have just taught recitation tipsy. While the head TA was there evaluating me.

    Good thing I'm graduating and won't need this job later.
     
    #91 MoreCowbell, Mar 17, 2011
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    This is the first St Paddy's Day I have stayed home in years because my wife had to work tonight, and there's some fucking laws against leaving kids home alone blah blah blah. However we will have a houseful of people Saturday and lots of Smithwicks, so that's something I guess
     
    #92 walt, Mar 17, 2011
  13. Dude

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    Tequila + large quantities of guinness extra stout = projectile vomit. Yay for puke and rally
     
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    Tonight I am having a threesome with Debbie Downer and Sober Sally. It's going great so far.
     
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    Looks like it's just you and me tonight, lowenbrau.
     
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    The Jello shot recipe from the old rmmb. Anyone have that or copy that down? A repost would be nice. Would love to have those again. And in honor, I will make them green!
     
    #96 framerpro, Mar 17, 2011
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    My unemployment check didn't get deposited this week, and the site is down so I have no idea what the deal is (actually, I think that probably is the deal).

    I logged into my account online and I have ...$1. Literally, one fucking dollar.

    I have to go to a professionalism training class tomorrow, a 2 hour drive away, and I have about a quarter tank of gas.

    I called my parents (I live with them, but they're out of town this week) to see if they could transfer a little money into my bank account, but they didn't have a computer with them, and didn't know their password, so now I've got them locked out of their account.

    Luckily, I've got just enough cash to get me there and back, but damn... for the next week I'm going to have to turn everything edible in the pantry into a meal.

    And now, I know what it truly feels like to be Irish.
     
    #97 BL1Y, Mar 17, 2011
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    I'm home, I'm somewhat sober, and a bit bored...

    So Happy St. Paddy's Day Sack!

    Made your avatar a pic of Gris winning the Yuk Yuks Laugh Off competition, and set your account so you couldn't send neg reps any more.

    I feel better now.

    Oh... and why no more posting about FutureWife? Has she recently become CurrentRestrainingOrder?
     

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    You're SO mean Net Daddy! Shame on you! You're a bad man.
     
    #99 Queen-Bee, Mar 18, 2011
  20. Kubla Kahn

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    Free Jameson all night for wearing green to the bar. God I love the drink specials here. Off to Hong Kong later!
     
    #100 Kubla Kahn, Mar 18, 2011
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