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ST PATRICKS YYYYEEEEEHHAAAAAAAA WDT 3/16/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cynismus, Mar 16, 2011.

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  1. Frank

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    I don't know man, if Ryan Milleron couldn't make millions with his website I don't think my friend has much of a shot.
     
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    I am still finding just as many pics of fisting as I do of anal. I guess it is still in....
     
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    Re: ST PATRICKS YYYYEEEEEHHAAAAAAAA

    No go on peeing green. I was NOT feeling like drinking Miller Lite yesterday.

    Bass was a MUCH better option.
     
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    You mean you have difficulty telling if the fist is still in? I can see saying that about a guy with a little pecker, but a fist . . .

    Sheesh. Go find a watermelon or something.
     
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    My god Frank you're a genius. That's the one thing BL1Y's website is missing; a regular feature by Milly! It would be two great tastes that taste great together, like peanut butter and anal sex. It would be the bees heroin filled vaginal cavity. It would be super successful, like if Tucker Max and Maddox teamed up for a radio show.

    HOW COULD IT FAIL.
     
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    Fisting is just one of those things you just see in porn because some people might get off on watching it, but not something anybody does in their normal sex life. I'm convinced no normal guy would have any desire to put his fist in the same place he sticks his dick into. Why make future sex not as good?
     
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    So much to learn for you, there is, young Twatfister.
     

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    Who else is excited that it's Friday? WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

     
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    Sorry if this gets too technical, I just came back from the gyno.

    First, plenty of people fist in every day life. Not as high a percentage as in porn, certainly, but it's fairly mainstream kink, and one that most people can do. Start slow, build slower and plenty of lube -- it's a fundamentally different sensation than being penetrated digitally or phallically.

    As to your other point, vaginal elasticity won't be compromised by the occasional fisting. Obviously, vaginas aren't REALLY "holes" -- human vaginas comprise muscles that can actually stretch to accommodate a larger than average penis or relax enough to hold a tampon snugly. Have you ever fucked a woman that used tampons? Did she complain about them falling out afterwards?

    No?

    So you shouldn't worry that fisting is going to alter the sensation you get. And a guy would do it for the same reason most people do most sexual things; because it's a turn-on and/or it would help your partner get off.
     
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    E'ERBODY'S WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND!!!
     
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    GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
     
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    Please, let it be known that the lyricist Rebecca Black is saying "everyone's lookin' forward to the weekend". Maybe she says everybody, but there was too much blood coming out of my ears at that point to tell. But do not confuse her with the gutter trash that is Loverboy. Her mastery of autotune and deep meaningful messages (which seat should I take of course being America's foremost existential question) shall not be sullied by such comparisons.
     
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    On a different note I picked up Infinite Jest in the library the other day and after ten pages it seemed like David Foster Wallace was more interested in the former than the latter, but has anyone here read it? Is it worth it?
     
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    Sounds like she is getting fisted by Loverboy.
     
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    Went to a reggae concert last night, such a blast. As opposed to actual green beer, I drank Heineken all night. As such, the resulting beershits are almost too much to handle. Pretty sure I've lost 10 pounds today.
     
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    We are all waiting for you to enrich us, 'sack.
     
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    And those of us who believe in God are still waiting for proof.
     
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    Who still believes in God? What's the point in that?
     
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    What's the point in waiting for enrichment from ballsack?
     
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