I feel like ass, three carbombs on an empty stomach was not a good idea. Driving afterwards probably wasn't that great either.
Jesus Christ, I just listened to that Friday song. If you all will excuse me, I'm going to go find 8 inches of cold steel to shove into my ear.
I think by now we all know that's not you. I will say I think it's pretty cool he won the competition.
ITS FRIEEDAYEE FRIEEDAYEE!!! PARTYIN PARTYIN PARTYIN FUN FUN FUN!!! Oh wait, I messed up the line. IT'S FRYE DAYE FRYE DAYE FRYE DAY E'ERBODY GET DOWN ON FRYE DAY!!! It's FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN....
My roommate played that 7 times in a row last night. That's 15+ minutes of "Fun fun fun fun fun fun." I was less than pleased.
Let me present the Greek epic of Aldus and Galades: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bl1y.com/worstsongever.mp3" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bl1y.com/worstsongever.mp3</a>
I have to go to two baby showers this weekend, one for my friend tomorrow and one for my cousin's wife on Sunday. Did I mention that I hate baby showers? Also I got suckered into helping with the one on Sunday so not only do I have to get there early to decorate but I'll be spending this evening making cream cheese mints. What a wild weekend I have in store.
Further proof that Jersey is the worst: Man sues employer for $2 million for "exiling" him to unfashionable, smog-filled New Jersey. Also blames the Jews.
Canadian comics are funnier than American comics. Period. Whatever, feel free to judge him now. Here he is live:
He's awfully.... Canadaainanan. Woo! I've been at the doctor's office all day today getting evaluated and stuff, and I came home and had like 7 beers, and them some wine with dinner, and God help me if I ain't drunk as shit at 'quarter ta eight. To make it worse (better), I've been watching "America's Game" featureing the Saint's Super Bowl, so now I'm all pumped up with nowhere to go. The Wife went to dinner with her best friend, so I have a coveted few hours to myself. And you know what? Imma watch "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" for the first time. I finally figure I'm in the right mindset. Woo! But yeah, Canadians only tell jokes about snow and stuff. Its kinda hard to relate, eh. EDIT: I just realized that I become Ashley Shaffer when I get drunk. Woo!