Classmate some years back wanted to hook me up with her friend. She built her up pretty well, sent me her mysapce profile (yeah it was a while ago). Profile pic was pretty cute. Get the girl's number, talk on the phone for a bit, agree to figure out a place to meet up sometime soon. After the call the girl accepts my friend request. That should have been a red flag, but I didn't even think anything of it. Open up the unlocked profile. The profile picture is not even her. It was cropped to exclude this girl instead showing only her much, much better looking friend. The actual girl I was talking to shared the same body as Danny DeVito. In case anyone was wondering, the date went smoothly and we went out for a good year until she got angry about all the Batman Returns role playing in bed.
To be remembered at all is an accomplishment, but I doubt Thelonious Monk could've cared less about his name being plastered on the side of a dingy Metro North train car--especially when the chances of the car in front or behind being named after Fudgy the Whale are so high.
I love how the guy reading this kept going like a boss. The other 3 should have been fired. Yes, it was a penis on television for 1.5 seconds. They didn't do it on purpose. The fact the other 3 look like they just saw an infant punted across the street is absolutely ridiculous. It was a penis, half the population has them. I wish people would stop being shocked at every little goddamn thing.
You're telling me that if you were going through a deck in a presentation at work and a dick pic popped up, you wouldn't be flustered at all. Your boss should suck it up and not be offended by every little thing?
Angel was right: there's always room for penis I don't think the other three were gasping at the fact that live TV accidentally showed a penis for 1.5 seconds (admit it Parker, you timed it from backing it up and watching it over and over again). I think they were gasping because WTF anchor guy? why do you have a penis picture on your twitter feed? also, once Edward Scissor hands pops up, with absolutely NO relation to the story being discussed, why does he keep scrolling?! I think he just wanted to show those ladies some wang.
You Toronto folk can't do anything normal can you? You're all very naughty and need discipline apparently. Dominatrix running for Toronto mayor.
Toronto has without debate the stupidest municipal voters in the country. This is a city that once elected Mel Lastman mayor, a loudmouth asshole furniture salesman who single-handedly cost Toronto the 2008 summer Olympics by publicly making racist jokes about Africa.
The best was that is apology for costing the city was the Olympics was bringing in.., Wrestlemania. Oh yeah, water under the bridge after shoehorning such a prestigious convention into T-Dot. Christ.
The Olympics cannot be held in Toronto. There's no way the city's crumbling infrastructure could handle that. Lastman may have been a muppet, but he did the city a favour.
Your mayor is a crackhead. Never say never. PS Crown... Figure skating or chokeslams? You have to think about it?
Yup. Also, don't ask that question like it is an impossible task. You just saw old boy roll with it. So its totally possible, because it took place in the video. I had to give a sales pitch once at a porn store, in the gay section, with people interrupting me asking the manager about Gun Oil lube, but plugs, and behind me was a poster of 8 guys fucking 9 guys. I've had a ton of presentation training with years of sales behind it. I'd get through it and address it at the end of whatever. This doesn't fit into the context. I'm saying if these guys are on air, and mistakes happen, they shouldn't act like they saw someone get shot. At my last job, the president of the company had to go to a 7 day presentation training because in new business meetings, if there was a typo in the presentation, he'd tank the presentation because he'd awkwardly call it out/harp on it in the middle presentation. If your presentation has a mistake, you either point it out or just gloss over it entirely (unless it is a number or changes a fact entirely). Also, I was joking. No one is going to get in trouble. They're just going to laugh about it and move on. Maybe pre-screen some stuff better. My other point it is just a goddamn penis. I'm tired of people freaking out over nipples and penises in general. Like "Oh my god! There is a penis! THE CHILDREN! THE CHILDREN!" Don't think it was his personal Twitter feed. Think I saw that its the company twitter that just aggregates news or it was showing @Tweets as they just sit on that couch and talk about what people are talking about. It was just the local version of their morning news.
The news station out here released a statement saying it wasn't his twitter feed, rather it was being broadcasted from the control room. Not sure if thats true or not.
The Pan Am games are next year. You just watch what a clusterfuck they'll be. And, just to add some distance, he is not my mayor. I live in the 'burbs outside the city.