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St Patty's Day Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 14, 2014.

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  1. happyfunball

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    Sounds just like the alcoholic I used to work with. Except it was alcohol. Seeping out of his pores. Making him all sweaty and oily. Seriously, we had this short hallway from the warehouse to the office area and we could always tell when he had walked through it because it smelled so bad.

    I'm not knocking her looks, but why do women think opening their mouths automatically makes the picture sexy? It's because you guys think of sticking your dick in there isn't it? She looks stupid. Some women can do it properly, she can't.
     
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    She looks like she's about to sneeze.
     
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    Then maybe her boobs would pop out. Alright, I see where this is going.
     
  4. shegirl

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    That or she's borderline autistic.
     
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    She looks like the ginger whore that gave my friend herpes.
     
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    Speaking of...

    I've been in an ongoing Facebook/internet fight all day about vaccines because of the measles outbreak in New York City. I'm am shocked to fucking death at the amount of peope I call friends who actually believe they seriously cause autism. I know I've mentioned it before, but Jesus Christ. These people who also work in medicine believe one directly leads to the other.

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    Faye Reagan DOES NOT need to resort to cheap theatrics to become unclothed.


    That is a terrible shot by the way.
     
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    I'm not knocking her looks, but why do women think opening their mouths automatically makes the picture sexy? It's because you guys think of sticking your dick in there isn't it? She looks stupid. Some women can do it properly, she can't.[/quote]

    In this particular case with Faye Regan we guys know we can stick our dicks into her mouth. We have seen it done.
     
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    All I'm saying is based on that picture, I know why she's in porn and not real movies.

    Photographer: Come on Faye, give me a sexy look.
    Faye: **opens mouth**

    And Puffman--maybe she's frozen that way then. Too much repetitive work from her job. It's just a natural state for her now. Poor thing.
     
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    Irish Lass

    On theme: Redhead and open mouth

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    Per routine on fridays, as soon as el preggo wife gets home from work she immediately goes to draw a hot bath.

    Recognizing this routine, I placed a blowup sex doll on the other side of the shower curtain.

    The scream that came out of that room rivals anything I've heard from horror movies. Apparently it woke up the baby. And then she immediately had to use the restroom because it made her wet herself too.

    Normally this would prove I'm an asshole, and I prepared for that outcome, but instead she gave me props because "that was a really funny joke and we gotta do it to someone else."
     
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    Re: Irish Lass

    More like busted link and broken promises.
     
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    This is what passes for healthy down here, apparently. In case you can't read it, that's Moon Pie Moonshine.

     

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    Alcohol is the only food where calories are inversely proportional to consumption.

    Well, okay, there's a j-shaped curve, but you see what I mean.
     
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    The only bad thing about St Pattys Day:

    People think on this day that gingers are attractive.
     
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    They can be.

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    No, no they can't. That picture did nothing for me except kill any anticipation I had that the picture was of a female who was not a ginger.

    Ginger girls are like girls with massive bushes -- every other part of them can be extremely hot (supernatural beauty even) but because they have that one, crucial flaw, everything else might as well be covered in shit too.

    The only thing you can do to improve a bush is trim it. The only thing you can do to improve a ginger is dye the hair. Or even better, just kill it.
     
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    See I wouldn't call her a ginger. She's got auburn hair and at least some melatonin. The reason I'm not attracted to ginger is the orange-ish hair and pale skin/freckles. She's just a redhead...that I'd happily fornicate with.
     
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    Fart Causes MMA Fighter to Tap Out, Vomit

     
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