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St Patty's Day Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 14, 2014.

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  1. Frebis

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    DAN AYKROYD JUST TWEETED THEY WILL BE MAKING GHOSTBUSTERS 3! I have never cared less about a bacon stuffed pbj.
     
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    You cannot replace Harold Ramis either as a writer or actor in the series. I think I will pass.
     
  3. Frebis

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    He worked on the script while he was still alive. He also wasn't going to be playing a large part. There are going to be new ghostbusters!

    Also, for those interested- I believe hotwheels, who has abondened us, has a new blog. <a class="postlink" href="http://crip89.tumblr.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://crip89.tumblr.com/</a>
    I can't directly link it to him, but the guy who used to be BC Woods shared the blog. That's why I'm pretty sure it is him.
     
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    I just had a generation-length flashback of how painful it is to step on a loose Lego when you're not expecting it.

    Holy Christ that's excruciating. I'm seeing dead kings.
     
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    BC Woods fucked up family stories made for funny reading, I don't know where his stories ended up but some of them made me laugh out loud, didn't he end up on Freak Safari?
     
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    God dammit that's some depressing shit. Poor wheelz.
     
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    Damn, you weren't kidding. I really can't blame him for getting so down on himself, but that kind of material/thought process isn't going to make it any easier for him to find someone. I hope he does though, I always thought he seemed like a really good guy (and not just in a "good for you, little buddy!" kind of way).
     
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    My mother brought me a pound of coffee back from Norway and I was excited about it. Blech. I should have known better than to think that frozen blondes could make decent coffee.
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Man I tell you, it used to get shouted down when he first started his blog but dude just needs to visits a hooker and get some sort of release.
     
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    If I remember right, the movement I started to get him laid got really close to being successful. Did he have something against hookers? I don't remember.
     
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    Someone get Jim Jeffries on the phone. Stat!
     
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    I just read his posts and its really sad. He is super smart and funny. But he was unfortunately dealt an incredibly shitty hand. And he is cursed with having a sharp mind to experience all the pain associated with it. He has all the hormones to feel horny, and never get to scratch that itch. The one we all take for granted when we just get a little bored. Meh, I think I will jerk off.

    But to expect a girl to be naturally sexually attracted to him is the biggest pipe dream on the fucking planet. Its just basic human instinct for someone to be attracted to strength and virility. People are generally attracted to people with similar lifestyles and body habitus. And wheelz just doesn't have it. Its the worst form of Darwinsim, but that is also what its designed to do. Keep those with the best chance of continuing the species the most sexually successful.
     
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    In other news...
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    Its starting...
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  14. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Well Im sure he can take comfort in that type of thought.


    Writing a blog, that'll get you laid. I don't remember what his exact reasons were but he was against just getting a hooker to get laid. So five years of failing to get laid later he went from up beat to this stuff.
     
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    He was against hookers because it wasn't genuine to him. Which I can understand. This movement has been around since RMMB when Tucker was trying to raise money to make it happen.

    And I wasn't saying all that survival of the fittest shit to try and instill comfort. And I wasn't trying to overtly be a dick either. How many girls with MD make you say, "Damn, I want me some of that."?
     
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    I suspect - and it's just a theory, mind you - that it's pretty easy for people who have had normal sexual interactions with girls that liked us to sit there and say "yeah, he really just needs an orgasm."

    I don't think we can presume to know what it feels like to never have had a girl want you or whether just getting your rocks off is going to help with that. I've never gone to a hooker so I guess I don't really know, but unless you're kind of screwed up, I would imagine that most people aren't actively thinking about the fact that the girl is, at best, indifferent to you and at worst actively dislikes you. It can't be easy to avoid that thought, though, when you have never experienced anything else.
     
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    All Im saying is if you aren't getting laid AND not getting any reciprocal feelings from the opposite sex, might as well at least get one of the two if you possibly can. I get your thoughts on it messing with him and becoming bitter or resentful of the hooker, so yeah he'd have to go into a venture like that with a very clear head and mindset on the situation. Im sure somewhere there are hookers that specialize in taking care of people in his type of situation. Make a wish for cripples. By the way Crip is a WAY better nickname than hotwheelz.

    You wonder if there aren't some MD site for lovelorn people with this affliction. Im sure he's exhausted that option if there is one.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Dunno what your issue is but MD/MS girls are the best. Do you have any idea how much money you save with not having to buy duct tape, rope, cuffs, heavy duty locks, window bars, a taser, etc...
     
  19. Rush-O-Matic

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    Bouncy bouncy

    So, there's like this basketball tournament thing starting in less than 2 hours. It's madness.
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    There was actually a movie that came out not too long ago with Helen Hunt and John Hawkes who was Saul Starr in Deadwood. He played a dude in an iron lung who never had sex before because he was crippled from polio. And she specialized in providing sex for people with certain disabilities. She was naked for much of it too and she looked pretty good. They justify what it is by calling it therapy. She basically focused more on the emotional and physical aspect of it so its not just some skank going to his house to get him off and hightailing it out of there.

    I wonder if wheelz would be up for a person like that.
     
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