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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 14, 2014.

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  1. Binary

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    I don't think he'll be bitter or resentful. I'm saying "getting laid" probably has an extremely different context for someone who has never experienced someone being attracted to him, and proposing it as solution to a problem when he's pretty clear on thinking it will not help is probably disingenuous.
     
  2. iczorro

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    If I had never had an orgasm, and 30 was a high life expectancy for me, I would definitely want to get my dick wet at least once, even if I was paying for it. It might be an issue to get the caregiver to allow him the private time with the hooker though.
     
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    C'mon man, not everyone thinks about sex like you. I can't begin to sympathize with his situation but I understand how he wants his first time to be sincere and why, at least I felt similarly when it came to losing my virginity. I admire his commitment to that, although it has its consequences too.
     
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    Be gentle

    I want my first time to be sincere, too.
     
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    Re: Be gentle

    I just wasted a small amount of time searching for a stripper named Sincere so I could do a "Really? Her?" post. Surprisingly, there are no strippers named that. Except for the male one in Tampa, which I would have posted as well, except there weren't accompanying pictures. #jokeruined
     
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    I agree with everything everyone has said. When it all boils down to it, it's sincerity vs. never having the experience at all.


    funball...you're killing me.
     
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    And what I'm saying is, sure, having your first be into you is great and ideal. But with the likely hood of that being so low, and the time to get it done dwindling fast, having the experience AT ALL might become the higher priority.

    Beggars, choosers, etc.
     
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    I don't know that a hooker and an orgasm is really what he's looking for. He's lonely, guys. He doesn't want something impersonal and meaningless, he wants to make a connection with another human being and have a real experience.
     
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    Could it be more clear how he wants more than just a warm, wet hole? The man still deserves his dignity, it seems some just totally disregard that due to his situation.
     
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    So the question is, is it better to never have "sex" or to wait out your lifespan waiting for everything else? It's got to be such a hard choice to make. It's really IMO, what you want (let's face it he really wants to feel love on some level) opposed to what you need (our bodys and minds need sex).
     
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    Delayed gratification? I guess it might hinge on whether or not you believe there's a possibility of him getting what he wants (sincere sex, I'll call it), or not.
     
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    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

    Her name is Sincerity, and she does the Noon to five at PonyRide South.

    Oddly enough, this is the tag line on Sincerity's business cards.
     
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    That is very true and since I am a pessimist....
     
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    Wouldn't it be a safe bet that any sincere sex he had would be with a very very broken female? then that opens up all KINDS of crazy.
     
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    And there's that.

    His entire life is like a double edged sword.
     
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    And yet... Stephen Hawking was married twice, with both marriages lasting over a decade each.
     
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    I mean if he's dead set on it being meaningful there has to be women in just a desperate situation as he is in. I wouldn't say crazy would be the main factor but he better not be swallow when it comes to looks. There was a weird ass blind kidat my school growing up who could not keep a single social interaction from becoming weird of fucked up who ended up dating another special needs student. Love at first sight.

    I think we tried to convince him at the time but the whole first time thing rarely if ever is that special, even if it is with someone you care about or cares about you.

    One of them abused the shit out of him. That'd be a strange hate fuck.
     
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    Stephen Hawking is rich, famous, and a genius. I'm not saying that's the only reason those women married him, but he's got a lot of good going for him too. Wheelz is not any of those things, he's just a guy with MD who has to fight with the government to give him enough care so he can simply stay alive.



    Sad but kinda relevant.
     
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    Does he have to type her name over and over again into his little voice computer? Or just copy/paste?
     
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    I'm not sure I would enjoy hate-fucking Stephen Hawking. On one hand it would take a lot of effort to turn his smile into a frown from the unpleasantness of it, so it would be nice that he would look happy, even if it was a bit patronizing. On the other hand he weighs, what? 100lbs soaking wet? I feel like if he got rammed too hard he would just turn into a pile of dust or something.

    Then I'd have to hear everyone carry on about how I raped one of the greatest scientists ever to do death and I'd have to go on Oprah explaining that it was consensual. I'd probably have bring the pile of dust with me and kiss it tenderly to show everyone that he was into it. I think Oprah would like that.
     
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