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St Patty's Day Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 14, 2014.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    If you pulverized Stephen Hawking with an epic hate fuck... would that be considered a "big bang"?
     
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    Damn.
     
  3. shegirl

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    The ladies are on a roll today. Watch out!
     
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    From then on your pussy would just be considered a black hole.
     
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    And don't let anyone ever tell you that you're a whore or a slut. All those dicks were pulled into the gravitational field of your black hole. I hear it sucks up stray pets and lost socks, too.
     
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    Boldy go where no man has gone before

     
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    'Ladies'?
     
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    And idiots keep wondering where that missing passenger jet went. Hellooooooo
     
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    I may be splitting hairs here, but I don't think there's anything inherently undignified about paying for sex. Whether you have MD, are perfectly healthy, or anything in between.
     
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    I guess what it comes down to is, what wheelz wants, money cannot buy.
     
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    I'm not "up to date" on this thread so my apologies for just jumping in here, but WTF is up with these pants? The whole high-waisted bullshit is not cute nor is it flattering. Clearly, she has a nice figure (as seen in the 2nd picture) but you sure as fuck can't tell that from the first picture - I just don't get it. That look needs to stay dead and buried in the 80's where it belongs.


     

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  12. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    I was waiting for someone to post that clip...

    And while he's not a scientific genious, your description of Hotwheelz is unfair. This is a guy who could have decided to give up once the final stages of his condition set in (in fact, that's how he describes his brother, who also suffers from MD). Instead, he fought for UCLA, to keep his 24 hour care and wrote a blog (old one) that was truely a facinating insight into his world. But goddamn that was some sad shit on his new blog. Fuck.

    EDIT: Hey remember when that bag of dicks RotN told HotWheelz his life was basically worthless and he should do us all a favour and euthanize himself? Whatever happened to him? Oh yeah, he's a teacher. Sweet.
     
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    He doesn't have anything extraordinary going for him that I know of, most of you probably know him better than me though. Unfortunately for him, he has something quite extraordinary going against him. He might be intelligent and have a strong resolve, but the reality of it is other than his condition and the circumstances surrounding it he seems like a pretty normal, average guy. I'm sure the dude has flaws too, we all do. Stephen Hawking is kind of an arrogant asshole by many accounts. I hope it all works out for him, but realistically the dude has to fight just to stay alive, the chances of him finding what he wants are very, very slim.

    I mean, most of us without severe physical disabilities have a hard enough time finding that, what he's got going on has got to eliminate over 99% of the women who would be interested in him if it weren't for his condition. Not trying to disparage him in any way, but if I were him I'd be depressed and hopeless too, hell my problems pale in comparison and I'm depressed.
     
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    Ho-lee-fuck. I missed that the first time around. What a douchecanoe.
     
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    My wife just got back from her first Vegas trip. She did not like it there at all.

    Perhaps she would have more fun staying in a Luxury Suite.
     
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    Re: Re: St Patty's Day Drunk Thread NSFW

    Or bottle service
     
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    Taylor Swift is the worse offender of this. She has no butt, so wears clothing that emphasizes that. She has a nice long torso, but then cuts herself in half with those dumbass shorts.

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    I don't know why I picked this one, it makes me laugh that someone took the time to do it, so might as well post it.
     
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    Just when you thought you were safe from anything...,

    That just happened. On this planet.
     
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