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St Patty's Day Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 14, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Emma Stone is naturally blonde I guess. You could have fooled me, I thought she was a redhead.
     
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    Not gonna happen. I made sure my wife didn't have any of that demon lineage in her well before I proposed.
     
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    Even Taco Bell shouldn't be making your shits pasty and freckly... have you considered the possibility that you might have some sort of weird parasite? You probably have parasite eggs clogging up the part of your brain that would normally make you attracted to sexy gingers.

    Dr. Canada is in, anyone else need me to diagnose them?
     
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    Gingers, a few are hot the vast majority look like this

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    Gingers have to be exceptionally attractive to pull off the look. There isn't a single ginger woman out there that I would classify as stunning or a show stopper.
     
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    Wait, is she supposed to be an example of an ugly ginger? She is cute.
     
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    Was that Emma Stone? Jane Levy from Suburgatory reminds me of her a lot:

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    And just because:

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    All I saw was the top of the head and curly hair and I thought it was going to be Carrot Top. I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.

    This is what I saw:


    Carrot Top, right?
     

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    In my eyes, I'd need a few beers to be with her. But apparently my eyes are racists towards gingers.
     
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    She'd be hotter without that ridiculous 1980's perm...
     
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    I really need to put a NSFW tag on that photo.
     
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    I mean, she's not wearing a thick layer of makeup to give her flawless looking skin, but she has nice features and her hair is beautiful. Ain't nothin' wrong with that girl.
     
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    I'm sure she has a lovely personality, and I'm sure if I was quite drunk I might find her attractive kinda, but for the time being, I'll pass for several reasons. Probably one of the biggest reasons is Gingers have no souls, thats just a fact.
     
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    You're nuts. Ginger chicks are hot. Dated one in high school, and damn she was hot.

    And crazy. Completely batshit crazy. A running theme I've found amongst the ginger women I've met.
     
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    Dude, it is okay. Her quality of life is much better when people like you pass her up.

    Win-win. It's all good homie.
     
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    You must know I'm not being serious. Genuinely, I don't find her attractive, but I think its possible she may have a soul.
     
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    You died your hair and are secretly a ginger aren't you?
     
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    I just want to go on record that whoever is the ginger that posted anonymously in the TiBer thread is a-ok in my book.
     
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    Yes. It is true. My mother, embarrassed at the spawn she brought forth, has been dying my hair since I was a baby. Every week I get my roots treated. When my brand of hair color was discontinued, I stayed in for a week until I picked out the right shade of the 27 different shades and brands that my mother stuck into the house for me. No one will ever know. My husband doesn't even know. It is our secret, forever.
     
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    You realize what ginger is an anagram of, right?
     
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    My friend that's a redhead went gray real early. So she colors her hair. Very hard to do for a natural redhead. I've seen her with black hair, purple hair, auburn hair, etc. when she's probably closest naturally to the picture posted. She hates it.

    Also, for as rare as redheads are in the general population, I just realized 3 of my roommates in college were redheads--out of 8 of us total.

    Also, why do I insist on buying Robin's Eggs candy when I can easily eat the whole bag to the point of sickness? And then I swear no more! But I do.
     
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    I'm the same way with those fucking Robins Eggs. I gain 15 pounds from the horrid candy I eat every year around Easter.
     
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