St Patty's Day Drunk Thread NSFW

Why the ginger hate?

 

Dad got propositioned by a hooker in the Mirage's hotel lobby this morning. 90% sure she was a tranny as well. It's good to be back.


Down about a grand from craps with one more night to go. Not sure if I'll try to make it back or just go to a lounge.


4 days of binge drinking with less than 5 hours of sleep is starting to take a toll on my body. A quick nap and a few cups of coffee and I'll be ready for one more night. I better make this last night count.

 

She's very cute, but I can't see her in a sexual way because she looks a lot like two of my ginger cousins, so eww.

Whoever made the 80s perm joke, you are obviously a dude and need to STFU. That hair is amazing. If she isn't being handled by a stylist, she does a damn good job with her curls.

 

We have plenty of souls, I get a freckle for every soul I steal from some undeserving asshole like yourself.

 

Yet with a passing glance, she resembles Carrot Top. A lot.

The curls and color, the complexion.

 

I think she's cute, and I like the color of her hair, but those curls have got to go. Way too tight. All I want to do is blow some bangs on her forehead. It's so big! Seriously, every time I look at it I reach for a brush.

Which is which?






I guess I should add one is Carrot Top.

 

C'mere Bundy, it's okay. E-hug. There, there.

You have freckles? I do not recall that. Guess I'm off to the TiBer thread to check it out.

The things I do for research.

Plus Kubla digs your prison pallor skin. He says it's soft.

 

Oh. Hell. No.

You do not take a brush to curls.



I don't care if she resembles Carrot Top or her forehead is too high, those curls are not to be touched.

 

I do what I want. I ain't scared.

 

I thought that girl was pretty hot.

Pale skin is good, especially if you like leaving marks.

Some gingers are hot but also some gingers are not hot.

 

I love how you're so decisive on subjects.

In related news, sometimes fat chicks are fun but sometimes they are not fun.

 

In related news, sometimes people are dicks.

Am I doing this right?

 

Margaritas count as st patrick's weekend drinks right? Because they're green (if made right)?

 

I didn't want to have to show you this, but you leave me no choice. I'm sorry for the collateral damage this causes.

I once did a "hair threat level" series and it is an interesting coincidence that the most serious threat happens to feature a picture of a redhead. But anyways, THIS is what would happen if you apply a hairbrush to those curls:

 

I don't know any better place to put this, and since I'm just kinda buzzed enough to put an honest question to the board that could still get me banned because it could be construed as political and I know people are looking for an excuse, I'll put this in spoiler tags.

ALL opinions are appreciated on the question. It involves child-rearing... in the non-pedo way. I believe in the idea of crowd-sourcing for at least a general idea on opinions, and I honestly respect the opinion of this board:

Spoiler

To preface: This question is about how to approach my family (and how I should approach the child eventually) in regard to how my wife and I want to raise my son, religiously. It involves atheism, which I know is a topic du-jour. Especially on national news. If it can be on national news, in my opinion, it can be on this board... at least in spoiler tags.

Back story: I'm atheist. I'm a devout, well-researched atheist. I respect all religions, and know more about the pope (who's actions I greatly agree with) than up to this point anyone I've talked to. Imo, everyone is an atheist to a lot of gods, and I just went one god further. I don't see it as a big deal, and I respect the traditions, love some of them, and hope to expose my son to many of the "traditional" ones such as Xmas, Easter, etc., just without the whole religious aspect to it... I was forcibly raised catholic but at this point my family, I imagine, can pretty well guess I don't overly care for organised religion, but that's the extent of it. There are a good number of them who through their actions with others I know will disown myself, my wife, and child if I even "come out" as atheist.

My wife would be atheist, but she was raised in a very catholic family so to her even admitting to agreeing with me would go counter to how she was raised (she has told me she "would agree with [me] but I'm afraid," which is personally terrifying on several levels). She used to get spanked if she didn't pray before bed. Her college tuition was paid by her grandparents on the condition that 1) she lived at home throughout college, and 2) she didn't have sex before marriage ... Yeah, I paid for a few years of her college. But we had sex all over my house.

To the question: How do you raise your son, believing that it's OK to be gay and that his religion of choice or even his choice of non-religion should be his and his only, when you are surrounded by people who are firmly on the other side of the fence? If they have already made clear things like "we want to be at your son't baptism,' and get angry (thanks, drunks baptists) at the mere suggestion that you won't do a baptism, how to you make it all smooth over? Or do you not, and just say "fuck it, we're doing it our way"?

...Only in Texas do we have these problems.