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Stupid Thread Friday -- Reverse Jeopardy

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Jul 17, 2015.

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  1. Juice

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    Moderately Gender Fluid

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    How much jizz did Dixie have to swallow in prison?

    Focus: A giraffe beanie babie
     
    #21 Juice, Jul 17, 2015
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    Durbanite's "Safari Tuesdays" begin with fastening a fleshlight to what?


    Two condoms and a gallon of Kool-Aid.
     
    #22 JoeCanada, Jul 17, 2015
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    What did Bewildered ingest to make her shit funny for a week?

    Crazy glue.
     
    #23 Nettdata, Jul 17, 2015
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    What is Internet Explorer?

    Thong Panties

    That looks like you were answering your own question.
     
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    How did Dixie keep his anal virginity in prison?

    Hardwood floors
     
    #25 toytoy88, Jul 17, 2015
  6. Nettdata

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    What stains like a bitch when you dismember the hooker and the plastic rips?

    A bird bath.
     
    #26 Nettdata, Jul 17, 2015
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    What do they call a dishwasher with a dead hooker stuffed in it in England?

    Penis envy
     
    #27 toytoy88, Jul 17, 2015
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    What is Durbanite's TiB password?

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    Where has Shegirl been?

    Killer bees
     
    #29 toytoy88, Jul 17, 2015
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    Who are Queen Bee's minions?

    Focus: Iggy Pop and a kilo of cocaine
     
    #30 Angel_1756, Jul 17, 2015
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    What is Keith Richards' pre-concert drug and sexual fetish of choice?

    Pubic hair.
     
    #31 Nettdata, Jul 17, 2015
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    Who I wish was at the door instead of girl scouts hawking cookies.

    Lesbian mermaids can't scissor.
     
    #32 toytoy88, Jul 17, 2015
  13. toytoy88

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    Just to get this back on track...

    How do you garnish a lesbian's Highball?
     
    #33 toytoy88, Jul 17, 2015
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    You're falling asleep at your desk, and a nice wet daydream is kicking off between shegirl and angel, and things are getting all hot and heavy, when you get the biggest cockblock of your life... Wayland Jennings, in full-on Dukes of Hazzard mode, pipes in with... "awww, shucks... know why we're stopping now?"

    The General Lee.
     
    #34 Nettdata, Jul 17, 2015
  15. toytoy88

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    Give me an approximate.

    Moby Dick
     
    #35 toytoy88, Jul 17, 2015
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    C'mon y'all...The Generally ...get it? That was funny.

    Y'all suck.
     
    #36 toytoy88, Jul 18, 2015
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    Which goes with Moby Dick. Way to answer your own post.
     
    #37 Nettdata, Jul 18, 2015
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    I maybe drunk, but at least I'm not Canadian?

    Lumberjack
     
    #38 toytoy88, Jul 18, 2015
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    Name something Scootah couldn't find a price for in Thailand

    Really old people having sex
     
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    What porn was Stealth watching last night before dinner?

    The George Foreman Grill and a six ounce tube of KY Jelly.
     
    #40 Bundy Bear, Jul 18, 2015
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