What are Florida republicans using to make edible Confederate flags? Focus: a meatloaf sandwich and a pair of Air Jordans.
What did Paul McCartney ask for in the divorce? "Give her $48 bloody million? Fuck that. I want her leg. Let the bitch tip over." ~What Paul should've said Crab cakes
What do you get if you have pubic lice and a yeast infection on a particularly hot day? A pinata full of used condoms.
What the poor Jew boy got for his bar mitzvah A cougar carrying a handbag full of sperm samples and a bottle of absinthe.