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Suggest a Band Name

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rush-O-Matic, Jan 13, 2011.

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  1. Luke 217

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    Disturbed

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    Hey Droz, how about this: Tonight at The Pit, "Everyone Gets Laid"
     
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    Al Gore Vidal Sassoon (see what I did there?)

    Six ways from Sunday

    Smex

    The Cokehead Lawyers

    Blackout and the 4 Lokos

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    Your Mom and the Danger Boy's Genitals
     
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    Full Blown AIDS
     
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    HIV and the Positives
     
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    One night, while really drunk, we decided we wanted to started a band. Several ideas were thrown about, but we were sure of three things. 1. There was going to be a key-tar. 2. There was going to be a banjo. 3. The songs were going to all be about different ways to smuggle drugs into the country from Mexico.

    A keytar string band. The name?

    Key String Theory.

    We thought it was absolute genius at the time. Texting people about it, bragging and drunk dialing people. Only the next day did we realize how utterly fucking retarded it all was.
     
    #28 benny lava, Jan 14, 2011
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    Mid 80's I was in 2 bands in London Ontario. The good band name came from a subway sign we stole that was "Mind The Gap". It was hung on the wall behind our drummer for all (10) of our gigs. We thought it was the coolest thing ever.
     
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    The Metaphorical Similies (good for emo-driven deep thinking slop)

    Clever Band Name

    Whatever

    Oh, and I thought of an even longer version:

    Women's Fashion Designer Kitchen Table Sugar Ray Charles Barkley

    Crunk Juice (just because it's so much fun to say that)

    Cleveland Steamers

    Hootie Likes to Blow Fish
     
    #30 $100T2, Jan 14, 2011
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    You guys all suck and missed the most obvious of all:

    Thundering Assholes

    I win.
     
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    Funny, I thought you would've said "Auburn Tigers"
     
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    Perhaps you could be named, "We Don't Suck Balls" or "Sleep Walkin' The Dog."
     
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  14. framerpro

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    Or Duck Fuckers.
     
    #34 framerpro, Jan 14, 2011
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    Overhead Fluorescent Malice

    The Breast Milk Tacos

    Aunt Barry and The Left-Hand Lanes

    Fenwick Updown and the Money Buttons

    The Venetian Horse Blinders

    Hangman's News

    Pregnant? Me? Never!

    Raj Gupta's Sexplanation

    The Sidewalk Chalk Porno Peddlers
     
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    not mine, but someone suggested this as a band name on fark the other day: Dead Birds Fall
     
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    ".......and the horse you rode in on."
     
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    I'm a punk fan. Unfortunately, one of the best band names I've heard in a while is already taken:
    -Lyin' Bitch & The Restraining Orders
    <a class="postlink" href="http://punx.com/Lyin_Bitch__The_Restraining_Orders/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://punx.com/Lyin_Bitch__The_Restraining_Orders/</a>

    How about these:

    -Retarded
    -The Farts
    -Second-Hand Tampon
    -The Shakes
    -Epileptic Surgeon
    -The Fuckin' Assholes (I really like this one)
    -The Nuclear Bombz
     
    #38 BrotherNumberOne, Jan 14, 2011
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    Suicidal Smegma. This was almost the name of my high school boyfriend's band, but they ended up going with Second Hand Wasted.
     
    #39 lostalldoubt86, Jan 14, 2011
  20. BrianH

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    Thundersmash Rapefest.
     
    #40 BrianH, Jan 14, 2011
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