Grandma's Flaming Fist Autoerotic and the Asphyxiations Dickfor Firefuck Boobsplosion (KungFuMike from the old board came up with that one)
Bad Tattoo The Whiskey Dicks The Back Alley Hamas Mysterious Stains The Unwashables Big On Taste Rubber Breakin' Daddies Shegirl and the Banhammers The Wedgucators The Secret The Courtesy Flush The 5 Finger Discount
That reminds me; Emocore- Ballsack and the Hairbrush Anal Rapists or Easy listening- Fat, Bald, and Living with Mom
The Massaging Showerheads Ribbed For Her Pleasure The G-Spots (you could have a catchy t-shirt like, "Hey, I found the G-spot!") All-American Pink Taco Stand The Muffdivers (The last two were inspired by this scene)
Jesse and The Strippers Stinky and The Taco Meat Orchestra Cunt Punt Three In The Front, Two Around Back
Duh. This is easy: Toytoy and His Big Gun You just need to convince your opening acts to rename themselves: The Nervous Neighbors Oh Fuck! Who Sold Him a Cannon? The Dead Possums Call The Realtor Jesus Help Us That Boy Ain't Right