January 30, 1948 - "Proponents of Violence Victorious Over Non-Violence Adherents" April 19, 1995 - "Army Sapper Proves Mettle In Insurrectionist Attack" February 26, 1993 - "Yousef Apologizes, Promises 'Crew Will Be Back' Within Decade"
October 20, 1936: Anne Sullivan passed away. Close friend has yet to hear the news. February 1, 2003: NASA announces seven job openings to help stimulate economy. January 22, 1973: Dry cleaners across the country report rise in coat hanger theft: Motive has yet to be established.
June 6, 1944: Americans, Brits, and Canadians enjoy ferry ride and a stroll on the beach. April 18, 1906: San Francisco "brightest it has ever been," say numerous witnesses. November 18, 1978: Guyana hosts the world's largest church picnic, sponsored by Kool-Aid.
March 26, 1947 - "New York Times Comments On Hoarders, Fails To Capitalize with 'Hoarders'" June 30, 1908 - "Air Blast Levels More Wood Than The Houston 620" 1998 - "Arianna's Beau Goes Bi; Liberal Media Blog Grows Without A Dime"
April 27th, 1994: "New boss starts gigantic party that lasts five years" April 27th, 1999: "New boss cleans up after last boss' party" September 21, 2008: "Boss walks out on workers" April 27th, 2009: "New boss cleans up after last TWO bosses; allows retard to lead youth division"