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Th th th that's all folks!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by AlmostGaunt, May 28, 2012.

  1. numeric

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    Sasquatching is a better form of suicide than any mentioned so far. Robert Kirkman approved:

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    I have enough ammo to wipe out everyone in town, and if a .22lr will get the job done, then I can take out half the county. If you just want a blunt object to hit a motherfucker with, a length of re-bar is hard to beat.
     
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    This changes everything
     
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    My friends and I have had this discussion in 100% seriousness way too many times.

    For me, I would not use a gun, I wouldn't even bother with a firearm due to the tremendous noise that's bound to attract attention, unreliability and difficulty/weight of having a decent supply of ammo around. My zombie kit is a tomahawk or two, a machete and a compound bow & arrows. I am totally going 14th century on that ass. No noise, reloading can be done by pulling the projectile from the target, waterproof, and within the 20 yards or so of range, I am a fucking surgeon. I would bicycle the hell out of dodge (yes, because again...noise brings zombies) and go to my neighbor's house. He has a garden, a chicken coop, pigs and some goats, all within a wire perimeter that can be rigged to carry a charge. He's also nucking futs enough to build deer stands that will go on top of his house "for defense". Seriously.

    It's also the only house on the block that's within 40 yards of a pond AND a stream.

    I know how to build a natural water filter, cultivate cattails and basic plants for food, collect rainwater, treat most basic illnesses without medicine, as well as hunt, trap and fish.

    And yes, I would also decimate you all in the Hunger Games as well.

    Zombie apocalypse=redneck long-term vacation. I would be rocking deer-skin clothes and a mountain wife by the time the Walking Dead got to season 2.
     
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    I don't know why but when I read this I immediately thought of that scene from Pirates of the Caribbean where the undead pirates walk along the ocean floor so I don't think Islands would be impervious to a zombie attack but if you're out in the middle of a large enough body of water I'd guess the zombies wouldn't know you were out there. I'd guess a boat would be safer because you could at least move from point to point, if the undead find your island you're screwed.

    As long as you have a sail, a fishing pole, something to desalinate ocean / sea water and/or something to collect rain you could hold out on the water almost indefinitely.
     
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    I wonder if this has been linked in the paleo thread yet. Doesn't get much more paleo than raw flesh. He didn't even use utensils! How evolutionary!
     
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    And one more thing
     

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