Fixed your post.[/quote] Too late. Orgasm achieved and mission accomplished. I have now masturbated to completion at work exactly twice.
I was eating some delicious cherries and almost barfed at "savor flavor pubes." You win this time....but watch out. Period talk is next!
I run the no guard Wahl over the nether regions on the regular; ass crack included. It keeps things nearly bare, and I like it better. The Fiance hates hair with a passion, and definitely appreciates the effort. I shave my chest and stomach bare, and she helps with making sure those few back hairs that pop up infrequently get shaved off immediately as well. As for my preference on women, I'm not too fussy as long as it isn't a jungle. The only real problem I ever had was when dating a black girl who refused to shave or apparently trim in any fashion. We only lasted a few weeks and the Brillo Pad managed to rub me to the point of blood on one occasion.
I think the assumption here is that when somebody isn't posting here, they're masturbating. So it must not work that well.
Some hair is kind of erotic and turns me on. But no hair is also very erotic. Really, not much more to say about that topic. Page me when we discuss smell though. Ho-lee-shit.
I, too, am confused by the hair hatred. Full bush, ok. But trimmed? A landing strip? Really? I shave every day - sharp, single blade razor and hot water - and everywhere, except the landing strip. In my line of work and with my hair color, the landing strip is good for business. It's something akin to what BrianH posted, but shorter in length from what I can tell. Yes, I trim the landing strip, too. I'm considering temporarily removing it, but only to fuck with a client that irks me and has an obsession with the fire crotch, such that it is. That being said, I've had doubles with girls covering most lady-scaping techniques: bare, landing strip, full lawn but closely trimmed. And I've gone down on every one of them without issue. Man up, guys. As for the men, I prefer trimmed. Bare looks odd, whether the rest of him is hairy or not. Full bush is entirely unacceptable unless he has no desire to ever have my mouth near his genitals. Regardless of man-scaping technique, for the love of god, wash well. I'd deal with clean curlies before that nauseating, musty stink that emanates from between some guys' shaft and balls.
Oh my God. Any type of bush is ok by me. The best moment is the second that I pull down a woman's panties. Shaved? Full? Whatever. I'll work that shit.
Alright, I'm sure everyone on this board knows my thoughts on womens' pubic hair. Just check my posting history on the drunk threads. However, since this thread has turned to discussion of other body hair (ass hair?), I'll add this: I trim my armpits regularly. Every couple of weeks, I go over my armpits/inside of my bicep area with a hair trimmer set on the lowest setting (no guard). My reasoning is simple: If I didn't do this, I'd have a mini-Afro under my arms; but mostly, it makes deoderant application 10 times more efficient, and there is no chance of having my ampit hairs glued together by deoderant. That can be painful. Before anyone asks, stubble has never bothered me. I've been confronted about this before when wearing sleeveless shirts (or no shirt at all). The questioning usually goes like this: Interrogator: "Do you shave your armpits?" (Usually said in a disgusted tone) Me: "No, I trim them." You might think I've lost my marbles, but just try it.
I'm completely bare and it is 100% because I'm too lazy to take the time to shave pretty shapes into it. Bare vagina's are like mini slip-and-slides and totally make me want to dive right in.
If all you see of me is my forearms, you'd guess it was actually Robin Williams on account of my wookie pelt. But since it's just the forearms that are so unnaturally hirsute, I have been known to use the Wahl and knock the forest down to a managable size during the shirtless months. I can't believe the word nut'stache hasn't popped up even once yet.