That's what you like about me?

"I want to lick your thighs..."

"I like you because you won't flirt with me..."

"I like you because you drink beer from a bottle..."

"I like you because you know how to power clean..."

"You look like Phoenix from the X-Men...I love the X-Men..."


I'm a creeper magnet.

 

I once kissed a guy in a bar because he had a Jamacain accent.

Also I have found that Irish/Scottish/British guys are abnormally obsessed with my brunette curls. American guys tell me I need a straightener.

 

I once slept with a guy because he reminded me of Avon Barksdale from The Wire.

I am abnormally attracted to men with red hair. My hands itch to touch it, but it has to be the right shade of red.

If a man has thighs that remind me of Superman, I feel compelled to ride them like a mechanical bull.

As for the one thing that I find strange that people love, I get a ridiculous amount of compliments on my eyebrows, and many guys have said that's what attracted them to me. Thanks?

 

This or that my nose is "cute" or my ears are "adorable." The eyebrow one is weirder to me, I've been damn near interrogated as to whether they grow that way or whatever. It's just a weird conversation.

 

Last night I got into (drunkenly picked) a fight with my fuckbuddy of ten years. This morning he called me to offer me a chance to apologize. In the midst of our conversation, I seriously asked, "Why do you put up with me? Really...why do you hang out with me?" He stayed silent and asked me the same question. I couldn't answer either. So I guess it boils down to the oddest answer I can think of: I have no clue why I'm attracted to him. None. No reason at all. Really.

The oddest reason someone's been attracted to me: "you have so many people around you, I wanted to be one of them." Creepy.

 

Focus: I think it's sexy as fuck if a chick scrunches up her nose just the slightest little bit when she smiles or is laughing.

Alt. Focus: I've had a few ladies tell me that they like my accent. I never heard that until I moved to a different part of the country. I think I speak a pretty bland vanilla type of english but whatever they want to think.

 

My ex had great eyelashes, they were ridiculously long and she knew exactly how to pull off the doe eyes.

 

I've been told this at least once a week since the show came out:

"You look like Vinny from the Jersey Shore!"

I'm positive that is the reason at least a couple of girls have slept with me.

 

I've been known to be attracted to lesser beauties in a group if they have their belly button pierced. I don't know why but its super hot to me.

I'm a big fan of ponytails. Specifically poofy ones.


For sure

Weirdest thing complimented about me? I have a decent amount of moles on my back from when I was a kid, I used to hate them and be really self conscious about it. Doesn't bother me much now, but I had a ex who said they were one of my favorite features, said they gave me "character". I didn't know what the hell that was supposed to mean.

 

Apparently some of the hallmarks of leanness can be sexy -- particularly pelvic muscles (swimmer's v) and back dimples.

Funnily enough, I kinda find back dimples sexy too.

 

Being tall isn't really strange, but it's been used by girls to justify overlooking every other inconvenience I offer (obesity, nerdy habits, anime, etc).

 

For some reason I get this comment from every single woman who cuts my hair. And from absolutely no other women.

Apparently people who cut hair dig eyelashes.

 

I've had girls pinch my ass and then tell me "that's something you can hold on to". I've also had women say they like my legs because they're thick, which I suppose offsets the annoyance of never finding pants that fit.

For some reason a girl in soccer shorts turns me on immensely. I'll take those over the booty spandex bottoms girls like to wear to the gym any day of the week.

 

Focus: They were a white boy.
Alt Focus: I'm an asian girl.

Just kidding, that's not unusual at all.

Actual Focus: When I was 21, I was attracted to a guy solely because making out with him after he drank and smoke was delicious. I normally hate smokers, so I can't explain this, but it was really fucking hot at the time. You know, until it wasn't.

Actual Alternate Focus: One guy thought my ability to blow spit bubbles off my tongue would translate well into other oral faculties, so he wouldn't stop bugging me to do it. Most people are just repulsed as I giggle.

 

I get that a lot, too. I've had women at the office slap my ass (and then immediately apologize profusely because they just realized what they'd done could be considered harassment) and had women at rugby matches tell me I should be an ass model.

Women seem to be distracted by my large, defined muscles and commanding presence and completely overlook my quick wit, endearing charm, and incredible sense of humor. It just doesn't make any sense to me.

 

I have an unhealthy thing for mixed girls. Like if a girl is mixed with multplie distinct ethnicities. Not "I'm Irish, English and Scottish." I've dated a girl that was Thai, Native American and Welsh, another that was Black, Columbian, and Italian, and my favorite: Panamanian, Italian, French and Chinese. I'm half on the hook when I can't tell what ethnicity a girl is, but when I ask her what she is and she says "I'm X, Y..." and I'm like cool, until she says "and Z" then I am smitten.

Co-signed on the belly button rings. Let me toss in toe rings, and non-hemp anklets. I really don't notice any other "accessories" but those 3 I find hawt.

For me, girls usually mention my dimple, I have one on my left side. Other than that, I'm just an overall handsome gentleman so its nothing out of the blue. *Ha, you know, ha, yeah..*

 

It truly is difficult. I have so much to offer, yet get treated like a piece of meat. Such is our lot in life.