Focus: I know a girl who is distinctly average in every way, excluding her amazing accent. Every time she talks, I get massively turned on. Her dad is french and her mother is snooty British. The combination is just unbearably hot. Alt Focus:Before I started shaving my head, I usually grew side burns, which grow with a pretty much perfectly straight 2.5mm gap between the side burns and my ears. Apparently this is a peculiar thing and I had a couple of people who were so amazed by this natural straightness that they wanted to come home with me and explore it in more detail. Lots of people are really into beards, and apparently my relatively understated goatee is enough to get a reasonable number of people interested. I shave my head, largely because my hair is so thin that I have no other vaguely presentable alternative. Apparently recognizing this fact is tremendously sexy. Lots and lots of people go for the shaved head thing.
Bewildered for adorable ideas mascot 2012! I will make Scootah a sandwich! I hear he likes Pastrami on Rye!
Hush you. I'd make you a sandwich and you wouldn't even have to belittle me for that privilege. And I make a bitchin sandwich.
I'm starting to get older, so it's losing its appeal, but I've had random women come up and just want to feel my butt a few times at clubs and parties. Lots of stretching and kicking through training gave it good shape and tone. The last time it happened, some cougar came up and politely asked if she could grab it. I said sure, so she did, and told me it was nice but that I could stop flexing. I told her I wasn't; and, while she still had hold of it, I did flex. She giggled and proceeded to follow me around all night until I left.
I have eerie wolf-yellow eyes that I always get compliments on. That, and women have seemed to like the scar that runs through my right eyebrow (I've had it since I was a baby). I'm not that fond of it myself, but whatevs. Myself I used to go after girls that were over six feet tall when I was single (I'm around 5'9"). My friends thought I was a complete weirdo for this, and my usual reponse it that I was the sane one, and THEY were the ones who were fucking nuts. Insecure pricks. Too indimidated are we?
But I thought you were a TIB member, isn't that where us mutant tall freaks hang out?!? I'm tall, which gets me points, and I'm fat which does not though one girl described me as a "big soft teddy bear" which made me feel only a little gay. The weirdest thing a girl has been attracted to me for was the scar on my hand, its small, its only on one finger, and it's from two kids fighting with glue guns in seventh grade, it is the least badass scar possible, but apparently it was 'rugged' or something
See, it's not the scar itself, but the story behind it. You need to change that to something along the lines of, "Oh, that. Alligator tried to take my hand off at the zoo when I jumped into the pit to save this wayward 3 year old. One of his teeth nipped me just before I plunged a piece of the bamboo scenery through his head, crushing his brain and killing him instantly." Just use a humble voice when telling it.
I had a girl at the gym tell me she liked it when I was around because I smell like the gym. I asked her what she meant. "Well, you smell like sweat and Icy Hot. You know, like real work." Great?
Clearly she has an elderly fetish, cause when I think of the smell of Icy Hot, I think of old people.
My current and previous girlfriends both told me they were into me because I have nice teeth. A few days ago the current gf was staring at me and I finally said "what?" to which she responds "I was just looking at your teeth thinking 'ugh they're so good'" Thanks, I guess? I didn't even know that was a thing. I'm still not totally convinced it is. I'm not sure why, but I love that thing that some women do with their eyeliner where it sort flicks upwards a little at the outside edges. It doesn't necessarily look good on everyone, but it draws me in every time.
Story behind my eyebrow scar: my dad dropped me as a one-year-old and my face caught the bookshelf on the trip down. That's right kiddies, I was literally dropped when I was little. Only it had no effect on me whatsoevSOMEBODY ANSWER THAT FUCKING PHONE!!!!!
Focus: If you're a woman with long (but not super long) very curly blonde hair, and you're at least decent, then there's a 99% chance I'll find you super hot. Double strange for me since I usually prefer brunettes, but something about that certain hair type. Alt Focus: I had an ex who's father worked with primates at the Memphis Zoo for 20+ years. She told me that my back and shoulders reminded her (in build, not hirsuteness) of a lowland gorilla, and she thought it was sexy. Let it also be said that this bee-yatch was crazy.
I just looked at a picture from the first meetup and you DO have really good teeth. I had forgotten about this post and I thought "Wow, [dubyu tee eff] has really nice teeth."