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The 2011 Dead Pool

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010.

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  1. PewPewPow

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    Kim Jong Il I think junior will have him offed. I mean look at this kid...scary. [​IMG]

    Fidel Castro I actually kind of like Castro to be honest, ballsy dude, but his heart's gotta give out one of these days.

    Bret Micheals We can only hope, this dude is a walking petri dish for STDs.

    Osama Bin Laden I think we've basically given up looking for this guy, but hey one can always hope.

    Oliver Stone It's over man, once you decided to shove down our throats that Alexander the Great was a raging homo I've wished death upon you. The least he can do is move to the jungle somewhere and shut the fuck up.

    Obligatory shitposting about Lindsay Lohan, Kesha, Barbara Walters and the cast of Jersey shore.
     
    #61 PewPewPow, Jan 8, 2011
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    Among untimely celebrity passings, we have had wonderful British character actor Pete Postlethwaite die recently, who was in "Inception", the villain Fergie in "The Town", and the diabolical lawyer in "The Usual Suspects", among a slew of other roles.

    However, he wasn't quite famous enough to be named by anyone in this topic, including myself...I only realized it was the same guy playing all those roles once he died.
     
    #62 KIMaster, Jan 8, 2011
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    US Representative Gabrielle Giffords...

    Too soon?
     
    #63 Now Slappy, Jan 8, 2011
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    She is such an attention whore.

    "I got shot in the face".

    Waaaahhhhhhhh...
     
    #64 whatisinaname, Jan 8, 2011
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    #65 Kubla Kahn, Jan 10, 2011
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    #66 toddus, Jan 15, 2011
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    *taps mic* Is this thing on?

    Sorry to disappoint you kids but I don't think I'll snuff it this year. If I do, it's more likely in a car hijacking or an aneurysm brought on ny too much S.A. Government stupidity.

    Can I maybe include more than 5?

    FOCUS:

    Lindsay Lohan. Obvious. She'll get clean and then die because her body was too used to all those drugs (same thing happened to a friend of my dad's but in his case it was booze not drugs). Liver Failure for C.O.D.

    Al Pacino. The last photo I saw him in on IMDB a few months back he looked very gaunt. Heart Attack

    Maynard James Keenan. There's always one pick from outside left field. Car accident.

    Joe Biden. Guy says something else crazy/stupid at a press conference and a schizo is in attendance. Assassinated

    Desmond Tutu. Very old and, frankly, I can't stand him. Cancer

    Nelson Mandela. Guy is over 90 and can barely walk. He's had a good innings. Brain Aneurysm

    Jean-Bertrand Aristide. Please let some Haitian slip past the Government and send this guy on a one way trip to Wormsville. Or maybe the A.W.B. will get the job done. Assassinated

    Ariel Sharon. Guy has been on life support for 5+ years. Something has to give out soon. Stroke

    Mick Jagger. You guys are going for the wrong Rolling Stone. It's gonna be Mick's year. Complications from facelift

    Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Please, please, 2 for 1... Crushed in stampede by insane Twilight Fans

    OK, that's enough for now.
     
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    I learned yesterday that Peter Yates, British director of films like "Breaking Away", Steve McQueen action classic "Bullit", and my childhood favorite "Krull" died at the age of 81 on January 9th.
     
    #68 KIMaster, Jan 17, 2011
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    Truth. Scarface looked like shit at the Golden Globes. Sad.
     
    #69 Fracas, Jan 17, 2011
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    Had a dream last night that Bill Murray died. Let me rephrase that I had a nightmare last night that Bill Murray died. Lets just hope that I am wrong.
     
    #70 Durej, Jan 21, 2011
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    Jack LaLanne died today at 96. Good for you sir. You practiced what you preached.
    There's some funny...
    Her name is Elaine LaLanne? Bob Loblaw thinks that is ridiculous.
     
    #71 hoju, Jan 24, 2011
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    Lauren Bacall- I was surprised to learn she was still alive.

    Rex Ryan- Suffers a heart attack while eyeing a shirtless Mark Sanchez.

    Tila Tequila- OD's on something original

    Axl Rose- Not that anyone will care.

    Christopher Hitchens- He's going out with as much dignity as possible, but he's still going out.
     
    #72 Captain Apathy, Jan 24, 2011
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    Shouldn't this be "a shoeless Mark Sanchez"?
     
    #73 Kraken, Jan 24, 2011
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    Christopher Lee - Ian McClelland goes on senile homicidal rampage thinking he's still Gandalf
    Abe Vigoda - Suicide, after of years of the abevigoda.com mindfuck finally catches up with him
    George H.W. Bush - Parachute accident
    Zsa Zsa Gabor - Body rejects wooden leg
    Steve Jobs - Cancer
     
    #74 Atticus, Jan 25, 2011
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    Harry Coolahan: Alcohol poisoning.
     
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    This one might happen sooner than later. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article875748.ece/Madiba-panic" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/articl ... diba-panic</a>

    Is the world ready for the carnage of Operation Uhuru?
     
    #76 lhprop1, Jan 27, 2011
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    Put me down for a Brett Michael's heart attack.
     
    #77 DAMAGGOT, Jan 27, 2011
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    Those who placed safe bets on Liz Taylor can cash in now. RIP...
     
    #78 Angel_1756, Mar 23, 2011
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    Who had Amy Winehouse? And what's the deal with singers dying at age 27? It's kind of freaky.
     
    #79 E. Tuffmen, Jul 23, 2011
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    The 27 Club is legendary and freaky. Notice that all of those who died at 27 were real innovators in music. Spooky.
     
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