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The 2014 Halloween Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 31, 2014.

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  1. Noland

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    In case anyone was concerned about traveling this year I can say that the TSA is keeping you safe from my toothpaste. I say my toothpaste because my brother, who had the exact same tube of toothpaste in his carryon and went through security directly ahead of me, was allowed to take his plutonium filled tube of Colgate onto the plane.

    Or would anyone put it past a TSA Agent to say to himself "I ran out of toothpaste this morning, I'm gonna grab the next tube that goes through the scanner."
     
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    Fascinating. Apparently Noland looks like a terrorist.
     
  3. Queen-Bee

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    Throw in some pizza and wine and I'll personally propose...on my knee/knees of course.
     
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    ftfy

    Somebody posted it here before, but it's still funny. And true.

    "If you think you got some . . . outside the box, amazing recipe for chicken . . . then fuck off. Do not be that dude that thinks he's better than the chicken."
     
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  5. joule_thief

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    They are almost set and forget. This works out well if you are smoking a brisket low and slow overnight as it keeps a constant temperature and you don't have to watch it as closely.

    My only minor complaint is that the pellets are kind of expensive compared to normal hardwood logs in a regular smoker, at least for what I pay for it. That said, you can easily try other smoke flavors by getting a different type. http://www.traegergrills.com/shop/pellets
     
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    I may be jinxing myself here, but I have never put my liquids in a Ziploc bag and have never removed them from my carryon. I always just leave them stuffed inside the suitcase wherever they ended up when I packed. I've never even been questioned about it at the x-ray. I guess the TSA doesn't want my stuff.
     
  7. The Village Idiot

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    Ok, totally gay alert:

    I watched 'Begin Again' last night, and I have to say, I loved the music (and the movie was pretty good). Keira Knightly actually does a hell of a job singing. Some good stuff there.

    I'm on my way to pick out track lighting and review fabric swatches....
     
  8. zzr

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    Murder for hire charge has been dropped:
    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts...ainst-acdc-drummer-phil-rudd/article21492728/

    And "Acca Dacca" from the article? Who the fuck calls them that?
     
  9. Kubla Kahn

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    That his best video Ive seen.

    Rice. The blandest carb paired with the blandest meat. What a day.

    I'd have to say eggs have to be up there with chicken breast as blandest eventually having to force feed yourself food on earth. Canned tuna, he mentions too, is up there.
     
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  10. katokoch

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    A high school classmate of mine who just had her first baby just posted on Facebook about how her fears with vaccines and linked to a junk science site. Makes my head hurt.

    I want my work day to end so I can head up North already. The night before deer opener usually involves drinking unnecessary amounts of whiskey and talking shit with hunting buddies, so I have that to look forward to. Last night my neighbor paid me $20 to sight in his rifle. Paid me to shoot a gun. Ha!
     
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    They've loosened the regulations a lot, but just not publicized it. For example, I leave all of my liquids in my zipped up dop kit, and nobody says anything. My friend who is a weekly business traveler said that you don't really even need to remove them from your carry-on separately anymore. However, none of that precludes you from a jackass TSA agent who is having a bad day. I once had one tear about my bag for a "suspicious" shape that was a stack of 3x3 stickers in a perfectly square form. He then, after finding them, said they needed to confiscate them...even though they were sealed. Then again, I also once took a 4oz bottle of cologne in the side pocket of my backpag, in the midst of the super strict 3oz in a clear plastic bag times, had it grabbed after the x-ray, agent smelled it, complimented me on the scent, and sent me on my way.
     
  12. happyfunball

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    Have a great weekend everybody! I'm so fucking late! Does it even matter? No!

    Crown, this is for you:

    Wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

    Also, I PR'd my deadlift today. 165 lbs! I weight 115. Celebrate! For me!

    My friends will be here soon, so guess I should get to packing.

    Later gators!
     
  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    Slippery when wet

    ftfy
     
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    Keira Knightly has some interesting nipples.
     
  15. Juice

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    Interesting as in someone glued two pencil erasers onto a bag of antlers?
     
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    Now I'm intrigued. Picturing that in my head just isn't working.
     
  17. Rush-O-Matic

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    Picturing which part?

    Pencil erasers
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    Bag of antlers
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    Kiera's nipples
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    When I did a GIS for "bag of antlers," the first image that came up was the one I posted. The second one was Kiera Knightley in a bikini.
     
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    I don't know why people hate on her so bad for being thin. She doesn't look unhealthy to me. She's just not fat. Her nipples also look tiny because the are hard because she's soaked.
     
  19. Parker

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    Not that picture. There are other pictures, I think there is a close-up from the size. They look like slightly smaller bottle caps. I'm not saying they're weird, but I definitely tilted my head when I looked at them and thought "Interesting."
     
  20. shegirl

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    Seems appropriate to stop here. TITS!
     
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