Like I said, thats what you get for being a Canadian trying to drive an American muscle car. Your FREEDOM rating isnt high enough and your car knows it.
Hey, I drove her like a champ for nine years. SHE LOVES ME. But she, like her owner, can be a real cunt from time to time. It's a love/hate relationship we have going on. When I moved out of my apartment and had to start parking her above ground on a driveway in the snow, the stereo quit working for three months for no reason. She's a temperamental bitch.
Yea, I swear cars are alive sometimes, you do something different like you parking it in the rain, and it fights back. You start giving them new parts, everything else starts breaking and demanding new parts.
Nice job Adrian Peterson, you beat the shit out of your kids and only get community service and a 4,000.00 fine. A slap on the wrist is easier to take than being whipped with a switch, just ask your kids.
Those kids actually benefit more from him working and making millions vs. him being in jail and not making millions. Wonder how the NFL is going to play this.
Goodell doesn't care about what Peterson did, if it was up to him he'd have Peterson back on the field tomorrow. Goodell does care about image now that the Rice case was handled so badly. I'd say they count the games he's missed as a suspension and call it a day.
I'm pissed that the fact fantasy football is blocked at work combined with our building's shitty wifi made me miss picking him up by a fucking minute.
Same thing with Mrs. Rice. She couldn't be more pissed he's been blacklisted. Part of her staying with him was to get half of that cash, now she's not getting that.
So, this weekend I'm getting together with 3 of my college roommates. Our friend's father has a timeshare in National Harbor and is letting us use it for the low low cost of $0, except for parking, which is $13/day. I am looking for beverages of the alcoholic variety. But I want to buy premade stuff as our supplies will be limited. I have Jose Cuervo Wild Berry margaritas. And...that's it so far. I think a friend is bringing beer. Any ideas? Um, I'm still mad at vodka from my night three weekends ago, so I may or may not take those suggestions. Oh, two of my friends committed to riding the mechanical bull. I am passing this year as there's only so much humiliation a person can take in their lifetime. So instead I will film them, hope they biff it, and then mock them mercilessly about it. It's what good friends do. Also, they didn't get my shame on video, so that's their bad. Live and learn, people, live and learn. Always videotape that shit!
Group Titty Post Well, Budweiser is premade and alcoholic. Actually, I was going to jokingly post Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers or Zima. But, then I found out that B & J coolers are still available. So, there's a suggestion? I look forward to running your weekend TiB posts through Google Translate.
Re: Group Titty Post What's funny is when I go to the liquor store I walk by all that stuff and reminisce. Good times. I can say I've never had Zima. Ladies--or men looking for gifts--if you order from Victoria's Secret from 9-11 pm tonight it's free shipping AND(!) 25% off one item. Which can be nice savings. Just FYI.
Conversation I just had with my 13 year old son: Me yelling down the steps: Patrick! Have any Halloween candy you want to share? Patrick: No! Me walking down the steps, starting to harass him: What? I can't believe you ate it all already, it hasn't even been a week. Patrick: Oh, I still have some, I just don't want to share. The...the hurt. I finally guilted him into giving me some. Bad enough I was only able to get a mini candy bar off my daughter. Seriously, don't have kids for the purpose of mooching their Halloween candy. They're stingy with it.
Happyballs, you should get some of those to-go rum pouches. No seriously, this is a thing. My sister in Louisiana has this local store that marks down their already hilariously cheap booze. In exchange for my meat pies this past weekend, she paid me in Bayou Rum. It came in pouches. They are 200ml each and she paid $2. BUT I GOT EM FOR FREE, SUCKAS!! I love how it reads "contains alcohol." How about "Is alcohol"? Ps: Bayou Rum is top notch. Delicious. Looks they they are expanding their distribution because they sell it here in Alabama now and they also sell it in Texas. Get it if you can find it, you will not be sorry.
Good call. You get to eat boozy fruit then too, which is awesome. Or just get a box of wine and drink it out of pop cans. Then you can keep your buzz going anywhere, without spilling.