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The 2014 Halloween Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 31, 2014.

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  1. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Betting if you cost your dad $4000 you would've gotten whipped too, just saying...
     
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    So I heard the phrase "throat yogurt" today - for finishing in a girl's mouth. That's a new one for me.
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: Group Titty Post

    Which 25% is off? If it's the crotch, that would be cool. But, if it's like 1/4 of the waistband, then that doesn't seem practical.
     
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    drink, drank, drunk

    Bota Box comes in like 3-glass size, for excellent wine portability.
     
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    have any suggestions for one of those apps? Like the names?
     
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    I voted a few hours ago and apparently Florida shot down medical marijuana. I don't see why it needed 60% to pass instead of just a majority of the vote. As it stands it got rejected with 57% voting in favor. I don't really believe in these miraculous medicinal purposes of marijuana, but why would you give a fuck if someone dying of cancer wants to smoke a joint? The funny thing is that if the drug wasn't ever used recreationally no one would find it's medical benefits so suspicious. It's already perfectly legal to prescribe drugs 10x more powerful. I'm guessing the elderly were out in force tonight. Awe Florida, where good Americans go to die.
     
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    Re: Group Titty Post

    Unless it's an elastic waistband, then it makes perfect sense. Duh.

    And don't think I don't notice you change the headings of your posts. Group titty post indeed.
     
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    I've used marijuana medicinally twice in my life. So about .00000001% of my usage has been medicinal.

    Once I had food poisoning from Aunt Jemima's Griddle Cakes, and hadn't eaten anything in two days. I felt fucking terrible and decided to smoke some weed just to take my mind off of my misery, but it actually allowed me to eat (and keep down) two pieces of buttered toast. Made me feel 100x better.

    The other time isn't really a story, I just hurt my foot pretty badly and was really surprised how much weed helped with the pain.

    I believe it does have legitimate medicinal value, which is why I think the marijuana laws are kind of stupid here in BC. From what I understand, you can get a prescription or license or whatever pretty easily; you just tell a doctor you can't sleep or have anxiety or some bullshit, and there you go, you can buy weed. I think that's kind of insulting to the people who legitimately use it medicinally. I can think of several people I know who will go on and on about how they "need" it because it's medicine, but they're completely full of shit. They like smoking pot, period. Like me.

    That's why I put up with my weird, unreliable drug dealer. I have integrity.
     
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    There is a lot of evidence that suggests marijuana contains compounds with potentially interesting medical uses. Unfortunately almost no academic research is done because of federal drug laws.

    It also doesn't help that the people who abuse medical marijuana laws outnumber the legitimate ones to the point that the latter are disregarded.
     
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    My daughter has to get her physical today for high school swimming. I have 10 pages of paperwork to fill out for her to be able to participate. This is insane.

    And because it's funny:


    Dogs sure can be funny. Except mine. Whose way of saying hello is sticking her nose in my butt. Every. Time.
     

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    Some of my very favorite memories involve that scenario.
     
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    Except that doesn't appear to be the case here. The law appears to be for this exact situation, in an attempt to keep the homeless away from the beach. It's just people being dicks. Seeing how Broward county is such a liberal area, I'd say hypocritical dicks.
     
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    weirdo hardo

    I had to reread that sentence twice, because I thought you wrote "hairdo." I kept trying to figure out what "hairdo" could possibly mean in slang.
     
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    Funny, I read it as hardon. I guess that shows where our priorities lie, doesn't it, Rush?
     
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    Or hormones.
     
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    Mama wants what Mama wants.
     
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