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The 2014 Halloween Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 31, 2014.

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    Posted about this on the R/R thread but this is the window from which my backpack was stolen circa Monday.
     

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  2. bewildered

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    Hmm, emailing a lawyer for advice? Suuuuure, wine sounds like an awesome idea!
     
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    It appears a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader is the latest MILF to bang... er rape... er bang... a teenager.
     
    #143 Angel_1756, Nov 5, 2014
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    Good on the kid for getting out of an unwelcome situation and reporting it accordingly.
     
    #145 Parker, Nov 5, 2014
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    He was cool with it until he googled and saw that she was the 2nd oldest cheerleader in NFL history, then the mystique was gone.
     
    #146 JWags, Nov 5, 2014
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    This is why you need to be 18 before having a smartphone. Children and technology, its rotting their brains.
     
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    I'd link the Fry.jpg cause I really can't tell whether or not you're kidding.
     
    #148 Popped Cherries, Nov 5, 2014
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    I read that as sarcasm.
     
    #149 wexton, Nov 5, 2014
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    Not sure if kidding

    Or serious.
     
    #150 D26, Nov 5, 2014
  11. CharlesJohnson

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    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap?

    AC/DC bassist Phil Rudd arrested for trying to hire a hitman and meth possession.

    What in the fuckity fuck? This BBC article reads like mad-libs.

    Dude sounds like a party.
     
    #151 CharlesJohnson, Nov 5, 2014
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    Well, looks like I'm spending the foreseeable future with a crazy woman cry-yelling at me over the phone every night.

    Need to stock up on beer, it seems.
     
    #152 ghettoastronaut, Nov 5, 2014
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    Had to move back in with your mom...sucks bro.
     
    #153 Popped Cherries, Nov 5, 2014
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    You know what really fucked me up this morning?

    Not the cheerleader story. Not the AC/DC story. Not the kidnap story.

    THERE'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS ON?!?!?!?!

    What the fuck.
     
    #155 The Village Idiot, Nov 6, 2014
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    Home Depot has had Christmas trees up since September. Kind of appropriate since the clientele still has 2007's tree up in the corner of the living behind the half eaten recliner. The tree display is also next to the riding mowers.

    My old retail store started stocking ornaments in August. I can't blame them too much when 40% of yearly sales are made during the holiday season. I blame the assholes who expect to buy it before Halloween.
     
    #156 CharlesJohnson, Nov 6, 2014
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    I'm not religious, and maybe I'm turning into a sentimental old man that will be living with two cats, but I really don't get Christmas anymore.

    Last year, I asked my family that in lieu of gifts they make donations to a charity that I picked out. I'm seriously getting close to boycotting Christmas altogether, as there is so much fucked up shit that goes on with this holiday - which used to be one of my favorites. I'm not one to get on my soapbox and preach against corporations and consumerism in general, but my God, I'm really sad over what's happened to Christmas over the last decade.

    Ok, I'm done ranting, back to ogling the booby thread.
     
    #157 The Village Idiot, Nov 6, 2014
  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    Is tumbleweed one word or two?

    The what?
     
    #158 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 6, 2014
  19. Juice

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    If you don't follow Charlie LeDuff you should start.

     
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  20. The Village Idiot

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    Re: Is tumbleweed one word or two?

    Ooops. Yes, I stand corrected - the BOOBIE thread.
     
    #160 The Village Idiot, Nov 6, 2014
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