That is so ridiculous I don't feel like breaking it down. I hate him cause besides being obnoxious, I think he's the most overrated rapper of the last decade. He's an incredible producer who has made some of the greatest beats of all time and is incredible when it comes to sampling and bringing classic soul sounds to hip hop beats. As a rapper? Pssh. And that post makes him sound like some highbrow beat poet in terms of his lyrical content, his lyrics half the time are a list of luxury brands and shit that he buys that you can't. Oh, and people actually thought 808s and Heartbreaks and Yeezus were BRILLIANT albums, when they were "experimental" pieces of shit.
This brings me to my Valentine's Day tip (ha! get it?). If you want to really impress a lady in the bedroom, it helps if you target women whose previous boyfriends are crap in the sack. You can do pretty much anything at that point and you'll seem like a sex god in comparison.
We can't praise someone for being a good person. But the above? Nope. Nope. No. Nah. Nein. No. No. No. Nope. Nah. The listing of brands etc is new. His first three albums he's rapping about real shit and 808s and Heartbreak is not even experimental. They're callbacks to when songs used to be longer and they are the fucking shit. He's definitely a producer first, but he makes sure the rhymes he has flow with his beats and they mesh together perfectly. You have to factor in his appearances on other tracks and albums. It's all fucking great.
I enjoy a show called Timber Kings, a reality show about a log-cabin manufacturing company here in BC. It's kind of hokey, but god damn the shit they build is phenomenal. Was just watching an episode where they were teaching chainsaw skills to the Canadian Military, and the military treated them to lunch. MRE's. I'll be totally fucked if they weren't the exact same shit that I was eating 25+ years ago. The only difference was they seem to have a new "self-heating" capability. The mere thought of scalloped potatoes and ham boil-in-the-bag MRE makes me puke a bit in my mouth. Time for more wine.
Since I know there are more than a few other beer aficionado's here, I'm just curious, have any of you guys had Hopslam from Bell's? It's a pretty pricy ($18/6 pack) spring seasonal with a 10% abv, but I'm just wondering if the desire for it is as crazy other places as it seems here. I'm talking that places have to put limits on how many 6 packs you're allowed to buy because it's apparently that big of a deal. I finally picked up some because I needed to see if it was worth the hype. It's a decent beer, nice light honey note that cuts away from all of hops, but I don't know if I'd line up for it like I know some people did. On that same note, I also had two of my friends bring me back some beers from the 3 Floyds brewery in Muncie. Now these are the kinds of things I can imagine making a big deal out of.
This NBA dunk contest is fucking embarrassing. Lavine threw down something awesome, but everything else reminds me of skittles and lucky charms. For example: The lowest score possible -- meaning the contestant missed their dunk on all three attempts -- is a 6. A SIX!!! A fucking 6?!? Jesus chlamydia-fucking christ!! That's like telling a little league team "I know yall lost, but we're gonna spot you a few runs just because you tried hard." What happened to a zero? You're about a foot taller than the average man. Your wingspan categorizes you, clinically, as having a biological defect. It's a fucking nerf hoop to you. But yet we're still giving out participation ribbons in the form of fucking sixes.
Well if you look at it, it kind of makes sense: First a zero: 0 Now a six: 6 It's like a 6 could be a 0, but on the right side it got half way up and said "Aw fuck it."
Holy crap, I just had what is one of the best bottles of wine I've ever had. I've always been a fan of Stag's Leap, but on a whim I bought a bottle of 2009 "Artemis", and holy fuck did it taste fucking good. It wasn't all that expensive, and was a very pleasant surprise. Scored way higher with me than it did with the Spectator. MAJOR SCORE. So yeah, I be fucking hammered, and pleasantly so. Ya'll are fucking boring. Someone show me some tits!
You do understand that by the ambiguity of that statement, there is a 50% chance of it going oh so horribly wrong.
If you guys weren't impressed by Zach Levine, you need to get you basketball minds checked out. That shit was awesome.