I am continuing to drunk watch AHS in the second season. This season needs to be drunkier than the first because it is more disturbing and depressing. Haha, the above is what I typed last night, but fell asleep before I could post it.
50 Shades made $81 million on a weekend in February. Welcome to the Idiocracy, kids. There's no going back. I find it disturbing how many people (women) said they actually like it-- and DEFEND it-- since we all know without even watching it that it's a wall-to-wall turd. I just want to know WHY this book sold one hundred million copies. Stand-up comics are now forced to apologize for rape jokes, yet this book is a giant, loving ode to rape-- Yet it makes a woman's baby-maker explode like fireworks. Not to mention it makes Harlequin novels look like Faulkner by comparison.
Four interviews on monday and tuesday just went to 10 in a matter of a few fucking E-mails. I have three spots to fill. And as a rule of thumb I don't say no to good people. Sounds like someone's about to do some over-hiring, get his ass kicked by management, and then get his ass kissed when the flotsam goes away and the people he over-hired with fill in the voids to perfection.
Meh, whatever gets the collective stick out of soccer moms' asses is fine by me. A lot of them could sure stand to get their brains fucked out of their head.
I think the point of the film has to do with things being inserted into asses, not the other way round.
Thanks for unlocking this thread. Earlier this morning, I was going to make the most awesome post of all time in the WDT*. But it was locked. Now I forgot what it was. Remind me not to pick up any sticks when I'm at the soccer field. Also, I was trying to type in a drug name from a prescription I had, so I could ask my doctor about it. It's Diclofenac Sodium. I typed "diclofenac" and my phone suggested "so close nap" - my phone knows. *Probably not.
I just had a conversation with the yoga wearing pants old guy at the gym. We were talking about the snow we're supposed to get tonight and I said something about "that's what they said last time and we got nothing." His response? "You know who 'they' are? Female meteorologists." He wasn't joking. I said they all were saying that and he started telling me how Hurricane Schwartz (male) was saying he wasn't sure. No he wasn't. I just laughed and walked away. Dick old man.
I've asked myself that numerous times. Bright yellow shirt tucked in too. Him and forehead sponge wearing guy are tied for uniqueness there. I'd like to be able to pick and choose those who go pantsless or I'd see things I just can't unsee.
My son just started crawling. Shit. Didn't realize how many cabinets and drawers within his reach we had until I saw him doing that. Hard cider and a power drill are in my very near future.