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The 2015 Heart Day WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 13, 2015.

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  1. Danger Boy

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    Getting drunk and drilling a hole in your son's head might be a bit severe, don't you think?
     
    #121 Danger Boy, Feb 16, 2015
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    I was just gonna attach his chains to the floor.
     
    #122 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 16, 2015
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    I always just built cushion walls around mine at that age. Then, you tie a non-chaffing rope to their ankle. You just follow the rope to their location, or if you don't feel like getting up when they scoot away you just reel 'em in. Make sure their head doesn't catch the door frame on their return drag if they're in another room though, they hate that shit.
     
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    My son has a corrective helmet on (yes, it's camo) because he had a flat spot that needed fixing. It's super padded so he uses it like a battering ram against our faces when he doesn't get what he wants.

    Gonna be in for a rude awakening when he gets it off in a few weeks and tries the headbutt trick again.


    Although I like your leash idea for my wife.
     
    #124 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 16, 2015
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    My daughter's method of throwing a tantrum as a toddler was head-butting the sheetrock. Not battering-ram style, but she would walk up, line-up and throw down some real kung-fu shit. She fucking DENTED it twice.
     
    #125 Crown Royal, Feb 16, 2015
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    I have to try this.
     

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    Next time someone asks me what happens during an abortion, I'm sending them that.
     
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    You should post some of your questions you get for the TiB twitter to use.
     
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