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The 2015 Memorial Day WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 22, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Let's start a poll!
     
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    A) Conjugal visits!
     
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    B) Facebook
     
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    C) A wad of pubic hair shaped like a cake with a large, novelty file hidden inside was returned with a sincere note.
     
    #104 CharlesJohnson, May 27, 2015
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    Ha. I have had friends and family members incarcerated before, so I knew you could look it up. I know his real name from a prior post, so when somebody asked about his whereabouts, I looked it up.
    "Scheduled Release Date: 2015-5-26"
     
    #105 Rush-O-Matic, May 27, 2015
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    Also known as "The Morning After Pub"
     
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    If he was released yesterday what are the chances he's already been locked up again?
     
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    Jesus christ nature get your shit together! Texas is already basically floating and now we're looking at another week of storms to further inndundate what can now only be loosely-described as "flood plains." My son turns 1 this weekend. At least we live on a hill.

    The only redeeming part of this all is seeing all these idiots living in trailer parks right on the river a river saying "well geeze I didn't know it could get this high!" Uhm, yeah, see that little cliff behind you? That's the river bank. It was made from irrosion, when water got that high.

    It still very sad that people, especially children and dogs, died in all this. I go through blanco a few times a month and recognize many of the places you now see on CNN.
     
    #108 Revengeofthenerds, May 27, 2015
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    Hate to interrupt and nit-pick when you're calling people idiots and all, but it's "erosion".
     
    #109 Nettdata, May 27, 2015
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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    Step one: put your water in the hole.

    Step two: put your dynamite in the hole.
     
    #111 Revengeofthenerds, May 27, 2015
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    Cut him some slack. It's The Idiot Board, not The Self-awareness Board.
     
    #112 Trakiel, May 27, 2015
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    The A/C in my office hasn't worked in 3 weeks (except for the standalone unit in the server room). It's now 90 degrees F in here, with no air movement and it's humid as hell.
     

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    At what point do you just strip down to boxers, build a swamp cooler in your office, and drink beer from an ice chest?
     
    #115 Nettdata, May 28, 2015
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    What is it with guys that hoard shitty cars? What exactly is it that your 4th piece of shit can do that your 3rd piece of shit couldn't do that your 2nd piece of shit couldn't do? Why not just get one decent one instead?

    We finally have legit t-shirt weather here. It's about damn time. Even for Minnesota that was a long winter.
     
    #116 Kampf Trinker, May 28, 2015
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    I think the second two will precede the first. Of course, being the gentleman I am, I'm giving the ladies in the office first dibs on my swamp. Cooler.
     
    #117 Misanthropic, May 28, 2015
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    Do you mean "put on boxers"? You mean, you guys don't work in the nude, too?
     
    #118 Rush-O-Matic, May 28, 2015
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    On this day in 1998, Phil Hartman's psycho wife killed him. That's what it says on my "today in history" calendar. What it also says, that I didn't know, is that when he worked as a graphic designer, before comedy / acting, he designed the Crosby, Stills & Nash logo. Cool. I miss "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" and "Troy McClure." Probably my favorite scene of his from SNL:
    https://screen.yahoo.com/clinton-mcdonalds-000000491.html
     
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    He also designed the cover to Steely Dan's 'the Royal Scam' which is a phenomenal album...
     
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