No, he yelled it across the fucking room. Several times. She heard him blabbing, stopped the vacuum cleaner (she's a good little wife) to listen to him, and he yelled it again at her. She immediately ran up and goes "what did you say? Did you say 'dada'? How about 'mmmaaaammmmaaaaa"? He smiled and goes "DADA!!" I just opened my first beer of several and anticipate sleeping on the couch tonight.
If I get added to one more Facebook group trying to sell me fucking mascara or essential oils I'm going to start deleting people.
Why is it your fault your baby says dada first? I never understood the whole getting upset about this. Rarely do babies say mama first. It's harder for them to form the 'm' sound until they are a bit older. The 'd' sound is easy in comparison. So there was a Superbowl commercial with Brian Cranston as a pharmacist named Greg. That's my boss' name. Also a pharmacist. I had to listen to him call about 6 of his pharmacist friends asking if they saw the commercial and demanding that they "say my name". Since that was in the commercial. It's going to be a long week until this dies down. He kept saying he was famous and I said "sorta famous" (see: commercial). It was a rollicking day today. Woo.
My daughter said "Mama" first. Despite me shackling her to a chain spiderweb and waterboarding her to say Daddy first, they do what they want.
I also forgot to add that if me and the wife hug or sit on the couch together or get close, she will come up to me hug me look at the wife and say 'my daddy'.
Random question; Is it just me or is Missy Elliott looking about ten years younger than she did in the 90's?
She did. Plus, was there ever a 'whiter' moment in history than when Katy Perry tried 'rapping along' with Missy? Yeah. Katy, you have great tits and your voice isn't bad. Stick to standing there getting ogled and ride that 'Firework' train all the way to nostalgiaville.
I didn't think she looked like she's aged a day, but her being one third the SIZE she was in the 90's helps. She was far and away the highlight of halftime.
See, I thought Missy Elliot was the weakest part of that show. They had to omit half her lyrics, Katy Perry looked like a Chola in that faux-raiders jersey, and the energy of that part didn't fit thematically with the whole thing. I wish they would have used Kravitz more, or had Perry in something with more cleavage.
Turn that down! It was funny watching them "sing backwards." Didn't Katy Perry have to pay to perform at the halftime show? I think part of the deal was that she (and her team) picked who would perform with her. Even though she's as white as can be, I am sure that during her "dreaming of being a performer" years, she sang along with Missy Elliot. I suspect she was paying Missy back in way. The rejuvenated interest in her songs probably is giving her a nice financial boost. As white as Katy looked, it looked like she was having fun. They lyrics were funny - I went back and watched it on "Work It." They didn't bleep her saying "if you got a big dick let me search it," she just sang "if you got a ... let me search it" and just self edited. Her parents are some kind of preacher people. So, I can just imagine her as a senior in high school, in her bedroom, singing into a hairbrush at the top of her lungs, "If you got a big dick, let me search ya, to find out how hard I got to work ya! - phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha - go downtown and eat it like a vulture"
Re: Turn that down! I read Missy Elliot's sales are expected to go up 1000%. What's a 1000% of zero? I don't mean it as a dig, I like her, but I can't imagine she's selling anything today.
Re: Turn that down! But, she's about to release a new album! That she's been working on for like, 10 years . . . She probably had a bump from her surprise performance with Pharrell at the 2014 BET awards show. Oh, you probably didn't watch that. Racist. Seriously, though, iTunes is PERFECT for these type of performances. Boom, automatic single sales boost.