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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 27, 2015.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Are fire stations staffed entirely by morons a common thing?
     

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    Yes, particularly rural volunteer stations. Where I'm from the fire department was more of an excuse to drink during the day than anything else.
     
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    I don't get it.Why not just buy freeze-dried food? Or canned food (it doesn't go bad until long after the expiry date)?
     
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    Aren't the odds of being in the sort of scenario where one really needs hardtack and MREs in a major urban or suburban center exceedingly low? Even the famed NYC blackout in 2003 was only a few days. Sandy was kind of an all or nothing sort of thing: either you hardly noticed and everything was normal with 48 hours, or you shit was really bad and you lost your entire house.
     
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    I've got canned goods at home, and I've taken freeze dried food camping. If I like the MREs I may take them when I go camping too.

    It's more of a curiosity thing. I've read about both and wanted to try them.

    As to your Sandy diagnosis - there were actually thousands of homes that fell between what you described, including our home. We had no power for 9 days. Considerably more then 48 hours, but we didn't lose everything either. Most folks in my area, if affected at all, were without power 3 to 12 days.
     
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    Personally, I have a generator and enough frozen food and ice blocks to fill a medium sized powered cooler that will stay frozen for more than a week in the heat of summer. I've got a couple of gas cans for the Jeep and a couple of bags always packed for camping trips that will more than equip me for a somewhat extended stay.

    I've normally got enough shit on hand to easily survive a week without water or power.

    If shit REALLY hits the fan, all I need is 10 minutes warning and I'm throwing that shit, plus my fishing pole and rifle, into the Jeep, and I'm on the road to high country, where I can set up camp and survive off the land, either by hunting or fishing.

    If you're worried about long-term survival, just get a big-ass bag of rice, beans, and oats... they'll last a long time, and just require some water to prepare. Sure you'll get sick and tired of them, but if it's survival you're worried about, that should cover it.
     
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    I wonder how many people out there have tried to use their health-spending accounts for asshole bleachings. On top of that, I wonder how often it worked?
     
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    I'm guessing the point of the MREs is to eliminate the need to heat or boil anything. Maybe longer shelf life? Not sure, but I do know some of the freeze dried stuff we bring on camping trips is pretty damn good. It's even enjoyable when you aren't freezing cold and huddled under a tarp in a rainstorm.

    I've got a pile of gear that could fall under "survival" stuff if you put a Bear Grylls logo on it from and could have a pack assembled for whatever relatively quickly, but being in the middle of the Twin Cities makes it not so practical. I don't think there is much that could knock out utilities for a significant amount of time here either, but who knows. It still isn't something I worry about.

    One time I bought a ten pound bag of beef jerky at a gas station, on the way to deer camp. It cost something like twenty bucks. Was not worth it.
     
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    I would be fucked. I'm terrible at keeping food in the house. Right now I've got a couple of cans of vegetables and beans that I brought with me when I moved in and two cans of orange soda. Oh, and a bottle of Miracle Whip.
     
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    In my fridge I currently have beer, gatorade, shredded cheese and..... some mustard maybe. If shit goes bad I'm screwed, I have enough supplies to last me maybe 6 hours
     
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    Ugh, I'm trying to think of the name of that method of arguing - I think someone here has used this term before - where you set up some elaborate scenario that would never happen in real life in order to try and get someone to agree with you.
     
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    If you are making the argument on the internet I believe the catch all is "straw man." Whether the term actually applies or not.
     
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    Straw man?
     
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    Scarecrow, is that you?

    I'm going with "straw man."
     
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    And the "elaborate scenario" minus the argument is glurge, which is usually a fabricated story of cutesy bullshit as a means of attention/validation.
     
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    It's called "Being a talking head on a 'News' network".
     
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