No, I think she means gift like present. Like "here you go everybody who's reading at home, here is the gift of me moving around for your entertainment." Or something. Am I close funball?
Someone sent it to me thinking they were funny because I was dancing a little as I was setting up. I was going to use the one where I bombed it and had to crawl out from under the bar. I blame the song. It was peppy and let me think I could do two with my stupid injury. I couldn't.
So I found an article on "Wines to kickoff your Super Bowl party." Who the hell is drinking wine at a Superbowl party? That just seems wrong. So what are you people drinking for the event? Show us your liquor cabinets. I picked up a couple Belgian saisons, have some Cigar City IPA and Maduro Browns, plus a half handle of gin. And I know we'll get into that rotten stuff soon enough.
I have some Mill Street Stock Ale and a Monte Cristo to smoke while the halftime plays inside. Unless both of Katy Perry's hoots are coming out there's no need to watch that shit.
Since someone decided not to make the Monday after the Superbowl a national holiday (/recovery day), I will be drinking beer. Most likely Shiner's Birthday Beer (chocolate stout). Since it's local that shit is cheaper than even crappy imports, and a lot cheaper than micro brews. And it's incredible.
America needs an excuse for another holiday since Ramadan won't be happening any time soon. How about National Hangover Day? From http://www.tlnt.com/2012/02/02/super-bo ... on-monday/ Why even bother going in?
I have three separate 1-hour, 1-on-1 meetings with my boss, his boss, and my HR liaison scheduled for Monday morning. I don't suppose I will be drinking Sunday night.
Sounds like someone done fucked right up. Sounds like someone is gonna be getting plastered Sunday night. **edit** And as for the Monday holiday thing after the super bowl, I know this has been brought up before, but.... Tell me again why the NFL still insists on playing games on Sunday? They'd be a lot more conducive to drinking (and pizza delivery ordering/BBQing) if they happened on Saturday nights. Easier to drink + more more money going into the economy = win/win right???
Sounds like it'll be a productive set of meetings where everyone involved will have a better idea of what the future looks like afterwards. Maybe they'll give you more time to work on that novel?
The future looks great! Clutch will have limitless opportunities to fulfill his passions and hobbies and truly find himself, to find out who he, Clutch, really is. Regrettably for all parties involved, it will not be with the current company. Trust them, it really hurts to say that.
I never get hammered for the SuperBowl. Last time think was Rams/Titans (best Super Bowl ever in my opinion) but pretty much my whole working life has resulted in me having to wake up at Ass O'Clock every morning. If you're legitimately sick of course you call in, but being shitfaced it not a legit reason. That's on you and there's no excuse.
I've come to appreciate HR more and more. Mostly because my little company's HR is 2 states away and has no idea what the hell goes on here. Today at work my boss said the "n" word with apparently no repurcussions. She was quoting her father, which in my opinion makes it even more awkward than if she said it herself. She knew it was fucked up but still said it in front of 3 of her employees. I didn't hear anything after that word because my head was spinning. I have a long list of examples of bad behavior from her. If HR or her supervisor were on site my job would be a lot different. I hope.
Who the FUCK doesn't? Love is a wonderful thing, brah. In other news, America needs to stop arresting its heroes: It is literally impossible to own a flamethrower and not be cool as fuck at the same time.
I never get drunk at Super Bowl parties because I absolutely cannot handle myself around plates and plates of free american party food.
Dude, all you had to say was "I drunk posted, my bad." We've all done that. Including SheGirl whenever she writes a post promoting the Packers. Everything sounds like an easy accomplishment when you're drunk. That's why guys take home fat chicks thinking their dick can actually reach that pussy. Not that I would know....