The guy in the front of the horse appears to have an apple-shaped end to his wang. That's going to end badly for him being near that horse's mouth. Maybe that's why the person in the background is covering their eyes.
At least now we know which board members are enticed to click on links which are spoilered with "guy getting fucked by a horse." But, I'm not judging.
I'm pretty sure Juice does that same fucking thing with the exact same description, every year. And everyone falls for it.
To be fair, that was the first time I did it with Mr Hands. I used to get Angel all the time with Meatspin or Lemon Party.
I swear "Horse fucking a man to death" was used as line to a video that wasn't that and everyone fell for it. I'm too lazy to search and will live in my truth.
Shegirl has to live with the harsher truth that shes into equine bestiality. And to think that there was a big kerfluffle over a guy (a human, no less) endearingly beating off on a youtube video.
I don't know that I'd call the thing I saw a "human". PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When having a slow day at the office DO NOT start watching stories of dogs being rescued. God damn I'm a eye makeupless ball of tears, and an idiot.
I got a retainer to correct my two rogue lower teeth that have rotated. This is dumb. I'm supposed to wear it ALL THE TIME(!!!!!), and it gives me a lisp. I sound like a 13 yo with headgear. I don't think I can do this at work. It's impossible to take someone seriously with retainer voice. Imagine someone in CV ICU talking about quasi-important stuff with a lisp. It doesn't work. I wanted to ask the SLPs for advice, but there ain't no fixing this. This shit is not for public use.
The lisp goes away. I wore one for nine years. You can have fun with them too, throw it in your friend's scotch tumbler next time you're at the bar. Yes, I set the all-time bar for freak show buck teeth as a kid. Picture the end result of Kirsten Dunst fucking a sabre-tooth tiger.
Mine are perfect except for these two. Nobody can really notice except for me. It bothers me that they're not perfect. Now I'm trying to balance my vanity re: perfect teeth that nobody can see vs a temporary lisp. I, too, was a snaggle tooth. I wore headgear to bed when I was in middle school. The up side is that nobody saw it. The down side is that I didn't have my first kiss until I was 16. These things are not related, I swear.
I ended up getting pretty lucky for someone whose family couldn't afford to get them braces. My visible teeth all came in pretty straight, though I'm still really self-conscious about the fact that they don't form a consistent line along the bottom and that my two front teeth on top are a couple of millimeters out of line with my nasal septum. I've seriously considered getting braces now that I can afford it, but I would feel like an idiot as a 30 year old with fucking braces.
I got a permanent retainer on my bottom teeth but my orthodontist claimed at the time she couldn't do the top. I never wore the upper and have a little gap in my front two teeth because of it. I tried invisaline for a while but lost the second round the first day I brought it home and never got a new one. My little brother got permanents on his upper and lower and hasn't had to worry about it.
Not that crooked. No shit, they were this bad: ...I remember one year I went as a clown for Halloween. I was probably 7 or 8 and finally went home in tears because every single house complimented my "cool novelty teeth". I had braces my entire high school duration (five years) most people wear them a max of 1.5 years.