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The 2015 Thanksgiving WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. Aetius

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    Unless you recently gave a toothy blowjob to a golem, you worrying about your teeth is pretty laughable.
     
    #261 Aetius, Dec 2, 2015
  2. wexton

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    I had fucked up teeth as a kid. I got really lucky with how fucked up they were to how long I had braces on. Had the braces on for 2 days less a year and no elastics.

    I had shark teeth growing up. Pretty much everyone of my front baby teeth didn't fall out when the adult teeth came in, it either moved forward or backwards when the adult tooth came in. It either eventually fell out or had to get it removed. So once all my adult teeth came in all my visible teeth were fucked right up.

    And a side note my top k9 teeth had to be ground down because they were so sharp when I close my mouth if my lips touched them, my teeth would cut them.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    Move over, three-wolf shirts. image.jpg
     
    #263 Crown Royal, Dec 3, 2015
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    But, isn't TX. an exercise video star? I mean, when I watch those things, nothing is more distracting than the girl with perfectly white - but two crooked - teeth.
     
    #264 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 3, 2015
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    There's a doggie at the beginning - not being rescued, but this one is hilarious, because Grandpa
    dies.



    but, he lives!
     
    #265 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 3, 2015
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    Those kids suck. He should have put strychnine in their turkey then pissed on them as they lay twitching on the floor.
     
    #266 Misanthropic, Dec 3, 2015
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    So how was that post-TKO conversation with the Missus?
     
    #267 Angel_1756, Dec 3, 2015
  8. Crown Royal

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    Perhaps my trick eye is acting up, but I could have sworn I just read that Coldplay was going to be the halftime show for the Super Bowl.

    Call Bruce Dern. I need a Goodyear blimp loaded with a dart bomb for this winter.
     
    #268 Crown Royal, Dec 3, 2015
  9. Misanthropic

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    Apparently we thought we were kidding around, and that her strapping husband would shrug it off like a flea bite. And by we I mean her.

    I doubt that will happen again.
     
    #269 Misanthropic, Dec 3, 2015
  10. shegirl

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    That is just fucking shitty. What happened to rock and roll?
     
    #270 shegirl, Dec 3, 2015
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    They need to change the name of the Super Bowl to "Fuck You". Stupid live acts. No tailgating. Blackouts. Miserable commercials. Trillion-dollar nosebleed ticket prices. I'd like to know who there target audience is because it appears to be nobody. However, too big to fail.
     
    #272 Crown Royal, Dec 3, 2015
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    I may be in the minority, but I actually liked the Bruno Mars half-time show...
     
    #273 Nettdata, Dec 3, 2015
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    Yeah and Katy Perry's tittays were nice to look at.
     
    #274 Kubla Kahn, Dec 3, 2015
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    I figured that was a given... and that Left Shark stole the show.

     
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    Can't wait for the Puppy Bowl.
     
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    You're not in the minority, he's a very talented entertainer. But Black Eyed Peas where an abomination SLASH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PLAYING SWEET CHILD O MINE WITH FERGIE?!?!!?

    I didn't care for Perry, it was Sesame Street and she wasn't scantily clad enough. Remember when she was on Seasr Street and they banned it? Yeah, if she just wore that outfit again and jumped up and down for 20 minutes it would be the best halftime ever. Next to Elvis Presto, of course.
     
    #277 Crown Royal, Dec 3, 2015
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    Anyone watching CMA Country Christmas? God damn does Darius Rucker have the most soothing voice in music.
     
    #278 Juice, Dec 3, 2015
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    There's a car that's got the options I want and a great price for the mileage, but it's got both a terrible exterior color and the absolute ugliest interior color scheme I've ever seen. Whoever made the color decisions when ordering this car must've been drunk, blind, high, or some combination of the three.
     
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    Ah, Darius. You will always be Hootie.
     
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