Have any of y'all watched the Amazon Prime series "The Man in the High Castle?" I just started watching and through 2 episodes, it's pretty damn good. Alternate history kind of fascinates me. The series is set in America in 1962 after the US lost WWII and the country was divided between Germany and Japan.
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I didn't poop during the three days I was out of town visiting family for Thanksgiving. My bathroom scale registered a disappointing 1lb difference between pre and post bowel movement. If Ohio State loses to Michigan tomorrow, the students might burn this city to the ground.
How? That's gotta be phony. It must be a weave of some kind. For the record, I like my bushes a little more tamed than that (but I want the bush to be there): A couple of my favorites: Spoiler This is an old favorite of mine, because she's got really great coverage, and her thickness is good. Spoiler I just love the pattern of her bush. You see how it curves in and points down? Isn't that amazing? Not too thick, but you definitely know it's there . EDIT: Here's another great one: Spoiler Once again, admire the pattern!
Stop it. All of you. I'm going to fucking pook*. My friend and I just got fucked. We went to grab a late dinner. Went to a place where this chick works, who my buddy has beef with. She's not working, so we grab a table, all is clear. The waitress comes by... it's the chick who went nuts on him over nothing. Great. Anyway. She's nice, we're nice. No drama, everyone's cordial, she's a professional. We order a bourbon, she checks for it, they're out. She recommends another. We go sure. Check comes. She hawked a $25 a glass whiskey and we fucking fell for it. That was more than our entire dinner and drinks combined. I'm still gobsmacked how you don't bother to mention something is $25 a glass. Hudson Maple Rye, it wasn't even that good. Ok, you got us. She presented the check on a pinball machine while the manager was screaming, "SHE'S GONNA STICK 'EM RIGHT HERE." Best part. We go to the local dive bar for cheap Yuengling. The bitch had apparently notified the bartender there that she fucked us over (guess they're friends), because he knew everything that happened when we walked in, so he got some cheap pot shots in too. That was some shady shit. I'm half tempted to lodge a complaint with her boss. *when you puke and poop at the same time.
Okay, so you've heard of Netflix and Chill. Not nearly as exciting and fraught as Netflix and Booze. There's a show you've been binging. One night you tie one on and the next morning you see that you've watched 1 or 2 episodes and you don't even remember what has been happening. You have to rewatch episodes of Fringe and Torchwood. What is this bullshit? Clearly you need to develop a strategy. And that strategy does not involve ceasing the booze, wtf is wrong with you? Clearly it means that if you are going to Netflix and booze, you need to plan to watch something you don't care about, such as House. OR, watch something that you have watched before. I am currently rewatching Sherlock. The end.
If you get more than 1 episode deep during "Netflix and Chill" without getting railed on the couch, you don't know what "Netflix and Chill" is.
I'm betting you flirt while choosing what to watch, go through the menus, and then once it starts, it's on.... like Donkey Kong.
Why even bother with the transparent veneer of respectability of "Netflix and chill"? Why not "Wanna come over and bang?" Christ. Just call it what it is and be done with it. Pretending it's something other than it is seems exhausting.
You're single and out on the town. I thought this story was going to finish differently. I am disappoint.
Pretty sure the phrase was invented by teenagers so they could organize a fuck session without inviting parental suspicion.
Agreed. Perhaps you are too far into your marriage to remember just how exhausting dating in your 20s is. Ask a girl if she wants to go on a date, she looks at you like you're an obsessive asshole because you used the word "date". Ask her if she wants to hang out, you're suddenly invited to girls night so they can hook you up with a fat woman. She tells you to text until you text her and she wonders why you don't call if you're serious. Subterfuge has long been in the arsenal of the savvy male. That's why one should always carry condoms, smoke bombs, a fake mustache, and a copy of Atlas Shrugged. I've been watching You're the Worst on FX. It hurts so bad. And it's all true, it's all fuckin' true. "He told me his definition of love is putting someone else before you." "EW!"
You're the Worst is a fucking hilarious show, everyone should watch it. Also Kether Donohue, would bang.
Friend, there is nothing sharp about that girl. Everything is rounded and soft. And I want to do terrible things to her butt. She's got better grip than a ratchet set. Lookie there. She knows things. Spoiler