My twin has a slight cough, goes into urgent care told he might have bronchitis, and now his slight cough has turned into something resembling what I imagine whooping cough sounds like, so annoying. Happy 4th of July
How are we already almost halfway through the 4th (on the east coast) and this hasn't been posted yet?
Thanks to an incredibly fortuitous fuck-up in our HR department's calculation of my allotted number of vacation days, I am currently sitting on 6 weeks holidays until next April. Fucking A.
Finally, here's some good news if you're headed to the Rio Olympics: The hookers are having a sale. EXCLUSIVE - 'Sex sessions for £13 and a THREESOME for just £9': Disappointed prostitutes in Rio launch 'supermarket sale' for Olympic Games after World Cup flop http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...market-sale-Olympic-Games-World-Cup-flop.html
You called? Anyway, had a good 2nd and 3rd, save the second I had to go into an obnoxious club. Ah well, if all pork chops were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs.
A friend invited me and the futurewife to a really cool place to view the Nashville fireworks - an old factory building converted to an apartment, with a sweet open deck that looked out over the skyline. Unfortunately, we were downwind (or it was totally dead), and after the first five minutes the skyline had disappeared, and it was like watching a volcano, or distant warfare. So, yeah. America.
I hate to be a buzzkill, well, actually I don't, but are any other Americans concerned that we have actually turned into the caricature of ourselves?
I think that every time someone posts a ridiculous photo of a dude or woman decked out in red/white/blue socks+hat+shorts+tank top as they chug Budweiser and pose in front of a bald eagle statue. Personally, I don't think it looks patriotic...it just looks stupid. Imagine if they were dressed like that in their church colours before mass on Sunday; most people would see it as disrespectful to the faith.
DCC Edit: Gloating/joking about people getting shot and gang violence totals doesn't belong in the WDT.
'Super bacteria' discovered in Rio's waters as Olympics near Does the IOC hold any liability if any athletes die at the Olympics?
This olympics will be an unmitigated nightmare and I can't fucking wait. It's gonna be less about the games and more about the potential body count.