Good lord did that twat need a stiff boot to the chops. I could never figure out how real adults could watch her show and think "Well I'm no journalist, but I can see this is SERIOUS news." She had a mouth that worked and an audience that didn't.
I somehow was involved in a discussion of how fuckable she was. Frighteningly, 3 out of 5 male friends didn't think she was "that bad." They all required duct tape, at least. I find her troll-like.
So buy some pepsi stock, because that shit is gonna sell like crazy for the first month because of novelty and nostalgia. Then dump the stock before it comes back down.
So.. between zika virus, no policing, mutilated body parts washing up on shore, and the host of other shit going down in Rio, what are the chances the IOC moves the 2016 games back to Beijing?
That's remarkable. That one Dodson dude should be played by Ryan Gosling. Instead of waiting for an earthquake / tsunami or whatever, can't NATO just declare the place a disaster and send in the Red Cross and international support ahead of time to get the place hospitable? Or, is the US (and professional golfers) really the only country that cares it's a dump, and everybody thinks they're just spoiled prima donnas?
I'd honestly like to see that. There is no way that anyone visiting is safe from ... choose your goddamned poison here. I've wanted to visit there for a long while because I'm a black man and asses - thats why. But even the power of the samba can't compel me to go there. If an ass can't get a man on a plane and ignore his sense of self preservation, I don't see how a gold medal will.
That's probably what Michael Phelps has taped up on the wall in his workout facility. But, like in one of those motivational posters. With a bald eagle and a hot Brazilian girl in a thong. At sunset.
It's 4th of July weekend in Chicago and the weather will be pleasant (Mid 70's). It's time to set the over/under for the weekend's violence. I'm going with 26 killed/134 total shot. As of right now there has been a total of 1975 people shot in Chicago this year, so it's quite possible they pass 2000 before midnight tonight.
If it gets any worse Spike Lee will have to make ANOTHER shitty and pretentious film about it. Please God, no. And to think almost all of that horror is confined to just a few blocks. Imagine actually LIVING in a hell like that.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/jaguar-used-in-olympic-torch-ceremony-killed-by-brazils-army/ The only good thing is I am sure he died doing something better than posing for photos with a torch. This fucking Olympics is going to make the funny [read: pretty fucking awful] shit that happened at Sochi look like it was a First World nation.
Not a leopard or a cougar or cheetah but a fucking JAGUAR. A giant, ultra-nimble purebred Mankiller. They rip crocodiles to pieces. There are two cats in the world that are larger. When you fuck with a wild animal and it kills you, you fucking deserved it. Because you fucked with a wild animal. Is anybody from that country not stupid? We all know what assholes a much-loved housecat can be. This re-invents retarded. And now a beautiful animal is dead.
My company was nice and gave us a 4 day weekend (2 days paid.) I need to run to Wal Mart today and figured I'd do it mid morning or so. Then my roommate reminded me what day it was. The first. Food stamp day. Son of a bitch. I need to get down there right now or I'll be there for hours.
I am 100% certain an Olympiad will die in some ridiculous situation. Like the army opens fire on them on their way to the stadium because the car took a wrong turn, mugged and knifed, or eaten to death by street urchins. Every hotel room has to get swept for jaguars. The faucets don't pour water, they pour live tarantulas. Ryan Lochte will be killed by 6 prostitutes. If anything, hopefully this sheds light on just how much of a decrepit, corrupt shithole Rio is.
That, and they kill prey by power-biting through their skulls sometimes, and they have jaw strength enough to eat fucking turtles shell and all. Fucking awesome. Here's our only United States citizen [that we know of] jaguar, El Jefe.
You shut your whore mouth. That baby angel be doing the Lord's work! He could single handedly patronize enough hookers and track suit salesmen to bring an entire city block out of poverty.