I will once again be boycotting the Olympics. When people ask me how to fight corruption, I tell them 'vote with your dollars.' Don't waste a moment, a penny, an ounce of thought on the Olympics. The amount of money involved is staggering. The amount of cheating (by everyone) is staggering. The amount of ridiculous expenditures by Brazil, which has some of the poorest people in the world, is staggering. The Olympics is a great example of the 'globalization' of money - and how it fucks the common person. Don't watch, don't buy, don't waste your time. It's disgusting.
I like how one of them is a leopard. But fuck, statistics-wise, they've eaten more people than jaguars [Pfah, well, Amazonian native oral history is nothing to go on (well it is, but anecdotes, just because they are old and native, don't suddenly stop being bullshitting), I want the Jim Corbett stories of leopards tip-toeing through crowds of sleeping pilgrims to grab one chick and make off with her like a cat holding a fish.]
The IOC is just as corrupt as FIFA. Picking these shithole places that can't possibly support the needs for a population bomb like an olympics. Generally using slave labor to build everything and then letting it turn to shit the minute the games are over. Just look at what's happening in Qatar right now for the 2022 World Cup. People are dying in droves just to build the stadiums.
To not mention they are taking place in a fucking ticking time-bomb of a nation with a wealth gap so wide everyone and their mom can see it.
http://www.khq.com/story/32353995/udsa-seagull-scarecrow-tactic-unsettles-humans-too I laughed at the inherent stupidity and even though gulls are basically seaside pigeons, I am kinda sad at this shitty of treatment. In other waterfowl news: http://www.ibtimes.com/botulism-kil...-getting-closer-finding-source-deadly-1499814 I need some weird drama in which some guy is huffing into his hands, cold from the Michigan chill, and he's examining six dead loons and a grebe, and going "We have a hell of a case here." into his cell phone.
It is Canada Day. I would love to blow shit up but fireworks cost as much as a Ming vase here for some God forsaken reason. In the States I could put a hole in the world with a couple hundred bucks. At our closest store here a puny Roman candle costs four dollars.
I think we really should build a wall between here and Canada. I don't think people realize how many Canadians live within 50 miles of the border and if they so chose they could invade and we'd be caught with our pants down. All this time Trump has been focusing on Mexico when really the wolf in sheep clothing is Canada.
Nuh uh. Your president says he wuvs us and needs us. And then he and our prime minister had a bro moment before our PM and the president of Mexico went for a run together. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If any Canadians are going to catch me with my pants down, I would prefer that it be Rachel McAdams and Nina Dobrev.
So they're bros now, and they're actively plotting to bring down America. A two front war, a brilliant devastating move. DAM YOU CANADA
Have you met yourself lately? Until you guys get your shit straight you kind of having us tip-toeing up to the Thin Red Line. Your Git Atta Mah Country starter kit has arrived. Spoiler
General MacArthur wanted to dig a trench between North and South Korea and fill that with toxic waste. Ultimately the hippies in Washington decided against that. I think we need to do that across the entire Canadian border. If Canadians want to get to freedom by crossing a pool of radioactive waste, God Bless them and America.
Ha! Joke's on you, moron. You intended to insult us, but accidentally posted pictures of AWESOME SHIT.
Ahh, let those wacky Canadians have their holiday. If you lived in Canada, you'd need a reason to not kill yourself, also. Happy Canada Day!