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The 2016 (fake) Thanksgiving WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 18, 2016.

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  1. abneretta

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    I like pickles. I like deviled eggs. I have no desire to eat deviled eggs with pickles. Gross.

    I like mashed potatoes with gravy. I like mashed potatoes without gravy. No one should put gravy on your mashed potatoes without your consent. No means no!
     
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    Am I the only person that has never seen Kill Bill Volume 2? I thought volume 1 was garbage. I had no desire to learn the end of the story. After the third death the exploding blood thing was no longer cool and I just really wanted a story of any kind.
     
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    I for one can't wait until tomorrow. We do it at my parents house so I'm on home turf all day. I show up at 10 and start drinking mimosas and frying turkeys. There were two full sized fridges full of food when I went by to help prep tonight. Can't wait.
     
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    Blasphemy!

    It's on Amazon Prime. Watch it now and report back with your apology.

    Good day. I said good day!
     
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    Looks like something either toytoy or myself might do.
     
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    He's lucky he's not fucking blind. That wasn't exactly a "black-cat".
     
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    I pinky swore my five year old that I wouldn't make the pumpkin pie until morning.

    So here i am, with a giant bottle of wine and another 3/4 of Death Proof to go. Kurt Russell is a boss. Stuntman Mike, indeed.
     
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    Just the sound of that explosion, it sounds more like either a rifle or my first thought was tannerite. So like he stuck the firework in it, and his buddies had already hid a more powerful explosive in there to fuck with him.

    But that video has been around for a bit and I haven't found a single thing saying it's anything other than what it appears to be.
     
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    Do both.

    Win win.

     
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    What is all this about deviled eggs being a Thanksgiving food? They are summertime cook-out food. Or cocktail party food. Or Superbowl food. Or "I don't know what I'm going to do with these eggs" food. I've never heard of them being a Thanksgiving food until this year in these two threads.
     
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    Deviled eggs are a "more than three people are eating lunch/dinner with us" food. They are appropriate at any time or place.
     
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    I have never tried deviled eggs. Although I have seen the Kill Bills(meh). I saw Blazing Saddles for the first time a few weeks ago and HOLY SHIT that movie is hilarious. I'm just imagining the protests if that movie was made today....
     
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    Why is there only one pile of cow flop in the entire field and why is he wearing waders?
     
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    Are cocktail parties really a thing? And they serve deviled eggs at them?

    So are they basically like a redneck get together except with more fashion and less mud, fire, and pick ups?
     
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    You just saw Blazing Saddles this year?! I don't even know what to say to that. Now you're going to tell me you haven't seen Spaceballs or Wagons East or Young Frankenstein or Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

    What kind of world am I living in where adults haven't seen Mel Brooks' movies?
     
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    Yes and instead of talking about, I don't know, hunting, everyone competes to see who has the driest wit and most cutting cultural commentary. Plus name dropping!

    There's also shrimp, brie, and crudites.
     
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    I had to look up crudites. Turns out that's the stuff most of us plant in the spring and it's available for our get togethers if you ask and feel like going and picking it yourself.

    Shrimp? That's crawfish without the legs right?

    And Brie? Uh...cheese? Yeah, we have that too.

    See? We're not so different after all.
     
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    All this talk about deviled eggs and I wound up taking a dozen eggs from the refrigerator and made some for tomorrow. I just used a basic recipe, but the boys said they would do so there is that. I had a beer while making them so that I can at least say I tried to keep up with Abernetta.
     
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